Weirdest thing you found while browsing the web...

POSTED BY: JR
UPDATED: Thursday, December 16, 2004 04:57
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JR

Friday, December 10, 2004 5:06 PM

Keeping it G-rated (because there are some really gross things out there) I accidentally bumped into this link 5 minute ago.

The Mariko Takahashi (poodle) fitness video:

http://home.comcast.net/~adampsyche/poodle_fitness.mov

JR

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When faced with a moral dilemma, just stop and ask yourself; What would StrongBad do?

SGTGUMP

Friday, December 10, 2004 5:17 PM

I have a few. A short list of some strangeness here on the internets.

http://www.bondcliff.net/content.mv?file=tinafey

http://ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm

http://www.loveit-or-leaveit.com/flash/zoomquilt.html

http://www.realultimatepower.net

and of course: http://www.stanford.edu/~nicorb/tkam.htm

I just love the net.

GORRAMREAVERS

Friday, December 10, 2004 5:25 PM

goatse and tubgirl take the cake. this isnt the place for that though..not that there is one.

JR

Friday, December 10, 2004 5:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gorramreavers:
goatse and tubgirl take the cake. this isnt the place for that though..not that there is one.

Remember, G-rated links (or at most PG-13)
This is a family site

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When faced with a moral dilemma, just stop and ask yourself; What would StrongBad do?

SGTGUMP

Friday, December 10, 2004 5:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gorramreavers:
goatse and tubgirl take the cake. this isnt the place for that though..not that there is one.

Yeah, the so called 'Legends of the Internet'.

GORRAMREAVERS

Friday, December 10, 2004 5:37 PM

I hear ya JR...its just what came to mind when I saw the thread. I would never go find a link to those and post here. Some things you just cant 'un-see'..ya know? I wouldnt wish that on anyone.

JR

Friday, December 10, 2004 5:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gorramreavers:
I hear ya JR...its just what came to mind when I saw the thread. I would never go find a link to those and post here. Some things you just cant 'un-see'..ya know? I wouldnt wish that on anyone.

I once stumbled into a site that was so disturbing, I avoided the internet for a week. The images still haunt me (and I am a fourty-something, non-religious male whos been around the world a few times and thought nothing could bother me that much).
Lets just say tubgirl was at least alive - Enough said.

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When faced with a moral dilemma, just stop and ask yourself; What would StrongBad do?

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Friday, December 10, 2004 7:33 PM

This one I found randomly years ago, and to this day, I remember the url, because it was so weird:

http://www.lnsemsf.com

Star Pilot Grainger
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(It's not terribly weird, but visit anyway!)

NIKNAK

Friday, December 10, 2004 11:44 PM

OK, My brother sometimes shows me where to find some weird videos. Here are two of the best:

http://www.planetradio.net/ogre-battle.large.mpeg
http://cal.dioxide.net/media/mandc/

Also there's a excellent spoof of SETI from the same guys who fooled the media into believing they'd built a potato powered web server a few years back:

http://totl.net/STI/

I bet everyone's seen this one:

http://www.bushorchimp.com/

And some funny quotes from IRC (includes some swearing):

http://www.bash.org/?top

MALICIOUS

Friday, December 10, 2004 11:51 PM

Niknak,

I LOVED the Harry Potter one.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

SOUPCATCHER

Saturday, December 11, 2004 7:24 AM

That poodle workout video was hilarious!

My favorite site just for the "HUH?!?" factor would have to be luddite.com

We were messing around in the office about five years ago trying to come up with the stupidest url's we could think of and then seeing if someone had registered them. One of my nominations was luddite.com, just because I couldn't see how anyone could possible reconcile owning that domain. Turns out someone did and they're still around all these years later:

http://www.luddite.com/luddite/html/welcome.html

There are three kinds of people: fighters, lovers, and screamers.

NEEDLESEYE

Saturday, December 11, 2004 8:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by niknak:
Also there's a excellent spoof of SETI from the same guys who fooled the media into believing they'd built a potato powered web server a few years back: http://totl.net/STI/

I like the photo of the "STI Europe listening station, at dusk"
Bunch of coathangers on poles!

Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)
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WILDHEAVENFARM

Saturday, December 11, 2004 2:40 PM

http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

For those who love cybersex or those who revile the entire institution. Not for the kiddies, but it's all reading anyway. This is the legend of one man having a good time and thuroughly ruining everyone else's nerdly passion, using the nom de guerre "BloodNinja".

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

GOJIRO

Saturday, December 11, 2004 7:24 PM

THIS:

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

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HEB

Saturday, December 11, 2004 10:24 PM

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

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SIMONWHO

Monday, December 13, 2004 9:32 AM

Well, this site is quite odd, re-enactments of famous movies in 30 seconds. But with bunnies (or maybe midgets).

http://www.angryalien.com/

GORRAMREAVERS

Monday, December 13, 2004 2:37 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM:

Holy cow is this -
http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

..funny. Im at work and I keep cracking up.

"I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm." hehehe

HERO

Monday, December 13, 2004 4:45 PM

I found this really stupid website where a bunch of people with to much time on their hands devote themselves to an obscure TV show that was didn't even last half a season.

< www.fireflyfans.net>

There is just something seriously wrong with those people.

H

SHINYHAPPYKLIN

Monday, December 13, 2004 4:47 PM

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

Ah, the Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom...one of my favorite "let's kill time" haunts...I miss the Viking Kittens though, although the Northern Kittens are fun too.

For those of you who haven't seen the "We Love the Moon" animation, this is what the shortlived and somewhat disturbing Quizno's Subs commercials were based on. I thought they were hi-larious, but most people thought they were just very, very disturbing and inappropriate for a restaurant. Apparently Quizno's got complaints and discontinued the spots...well, go to gojiro's link and see the original.

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PUMAMANREDUX

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 1:40 AM

Here are my contributions to this thread:

A) http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/ searches for 'for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.' and this results in the site one enters in the space for it on the Gemtricular site being rated as X percent good and X percent evil based on numerology (this also works with pieces of text).

for example http://aol.com is rated at 33% evil/ 67% good .. based on the criteria ..

the Gemtriculator doesn't want to rate fireflyfans.net .. I get an internal server error when I try to get fff.net rated

B> my second contribution is a bit of humor called "The First Church of Shatnerology" at http://www.shatnerology.com/

C> http://www.seventhsanctum.com/ is a site that has randomizers for anime character names, descriptions of all sorts of characters .. or as the site puts it: Here you'll find tools for writers, gamers, and artists; randomly assembling names, concepts, and more for when you need inspiration, or just a bit of amusement.

>> Mike

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JAYNEZTOWN

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 2:28 AM

No, not the weirdest, nor most bizare but most certainly very odd and somewhat disturbing

Corey Haim, once a young Hollywood movie star has gone broke and turned into a junkie, started ripping out his hair and pulling out his teeth to sell 'em on ebay for a hit for his latest drug addiction

No this ain't a sick joke it's real

http://forums.fametracker.com/index.php?showtopic=44&st=120

http://forums.fametracker.com/index.php?showtopic=44&st=120

http://www.x-entertainment.com/archive/quickies/17/index.shtml

This guy needs some serious help

KNIBBLET

Thursday, December 16, 2004 4:57 AM

I'm reading the whole adamchance site and laughing my silly butt off. Good stuff, this is.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."