Threat alert Jesus!

POSTED BY: Ghoulman
UPDATED: Saturday, December 11, 2004 17:46
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GHOULMAN

Thursday, December 9, 2004 8:54 PM

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SIGMANUNKI

Friday, December 10, 2004 1:42 AM

ROTF, that's great!!!

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"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

JRC

Friday, December 10, 2004 2:27 AM

I'll be sure I'm not standing anywhere near you when the lightning bolt hits.

Everyone dies alone.

PIRATEJENNY

Friday, December 10, 2004 8:52 AM

LMAO!! that was too funny, did you make that up, because I have a feeling you could make yourself rich with that one!!lol

GEEZER

Friday, December 10, 2004 12:20 PM

Ghoul. You did it again. Don't you realize that this device violates regulations set forth in the Patriot Act that require all threat alert displays to provide both the alert status color and a text description of the alert status?

I've contacted the DHS's Threat Information Reporting Examination Division about this, and they'll be in touch with you shortly. Don't worry, they know where you live.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

MRSKBORG

Friday, December 10, 2004 12:27 PM

Ah Ghoulman you've made my day - ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

"This movie may be a beautiful butterfly, but I loved that damn caterpillar." Joss Whedon.

SGTGUMP

Friday, December 10, 2004 12:50 PM

I thought we had a seperation of church and state sponsored fear. What the hell happened?

ZOID

Saturday, December 11, 2004 1:04 AM

Brethren:

The little girl has clearly not been taking her meds along with the rest of her kith. That one will grow up to be a problem, mark my words, listening to the rap and the rock and roll. She'll probably even change her hair color according to the season. You know, like, lighter in the summers and darker in the winters...

It just ain't right.

Glossolalically,

zoid

MALICIOUS

Saturday, December 11, 2004 2:45 AM

Hmmmm. Wonders never cease. I do believe that ZOID has hijacked a thread.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

FURTHURCAT

Saturday, December 11, 2004 3:08 AM

brilliant! brilliant! brilliant!...and did i mention...brilliant!

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