CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #5
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, January 12, 2005 14:54
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Mal: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW they're brother and sister, that's just the gorram wrongest thing i've seen in the verse"
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Mal: Listen here Wash, u filthy little rimmer! You point that gorram vibrating thing anywhere near my arse again and I'll beat you open like a pinata, boy!
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue." 
"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"
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A target reference joke for UK Browncoats:
(Mal putting on his best Victor Meldrew voice after catching Kaylee and Simon finally kissing each other.)
MAL: "I DOOOON'T BELIEEEEEEEEEEVE IT!"
Or something for everyone else:
(Stepping on cow excrement.) *SQUELCH!*
(Mal putting on his best Fred Flintstone voice.)
MAL: "ZOE!!!"
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Narrator: Rather than schedule the dreaded annual prostate examination, Capt Malcolm Reynolds instructs his doctor to "just surprise me and get it over with."
Mary
Always a beast, never a burden. 
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"We gotta go to that crappy town where I'M a hero..."
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okay, I'm not sure what's happening here, but it's not letting me "reply with quote"...all I get is blank stuff.
the one about the cat being hit by the mule made me laugh out loud in class...my students gave me funny looks (but what else is new...)
"We gotta go to that crappy town where I'M a hero..."
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Mal: I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you! See?
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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.
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"Jaaaaaaaayyne! You got some 'splainin to do!!"
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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Simon (Off Screen): No River don't bite him!!
Mal: My Yarggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
"Matt Damon!" (America! F##k, yeah!)
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