I know what the three little switches do!!!
POSTED BY: chronicthehedgehog
UPDATED: Sunday, December 5, 2004 21:12
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Zoid,
No, I got it. It was just soooo long ago and I forget things.
Spastically,
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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*breaks out into song*
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam....
Looks around for flag, can remember which flag it which. Get confused. Runs back to treehouse and hides under the pool table.
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Four out of five gynecologists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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*gets caught up in the singing*
Lovely Spaaaam, Wonderful Spaaam!
check out my WIP firefly roleplay system at www.estador.co.uk/firefly
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Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
"I have to say, you can barely tell that you put on 20 pounds for this role, it's spread perfectly all over your body and face."
*runs off with flag while she starts crying*
* As That Weird Girl stalks away, the Real Me, face full of surprise and rage, levels his hi-tech squirt gun at SimonWho and blasts him. *
You said WHAT to her?!
* The Real Me walks over to a dazed SimonWho and grabs the knitting needles held weakly in his hands. *
THESE don't look like yours, either!
* The Real Me surveys the Switches thread, looking for a flag. Seeing none, he turns back to SimonWho, mustering up as much determination as allowed by a man in a silly Kaylee costume. *
I'll be back!
* The Real Me departs. *
The Real Me
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ebonezer wrote:
Quote:
...Four out of five gynecologists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
Speaking of side orders of duck, I'd really watch out for that 5th gynecologist, ladies...
Inspectively,
zoid
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Maybe the fifth one recommends calling Ebo "My mistress" or "ma'am"
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I have my suspicions about the validity of that 5th gyno's medical license.
Apparently The Canton School of Medicine isn't a real place.
I know 'cuz I googled it.
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Four out of five gynecologists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
TWGirl, it's just not playing fair to give me mental image of Kaylee rubbing grease across her bare flesh. The only way I can calm myself down now is to supplant that image with you in her place.
*browses http://www.pbase.com/thatweirdgirl to see what she looks like in real life*
Okay, this is just not fair.
I'm going to sit in a nice, dark corner for a while and make a new flag. Oh look, knitting needles, wherever did I get those?
I din't say bare flesh, but I'm glad you took the threat seriously.
I am prepared to apologize and call the others for a negotiation of terms. Fact is, I can't stay mad at you for long. so. Perhaps you would be willing to bring your flag making skills over to the treehouse and join our band of merry men and women?
*places rubberbands in pocket. looks up and smiles oh so innocently at SimonWho*
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Sorry to get back on topic, but I think I figured out what the three switches REALLY do:
As we all know from watching Serenity (the pilot episode, not the vessel), the control yoke that guides the ship can suddenly and mysteriously disapear in one's own hands (especially if the camera pans unexpectedly to the left). The three switches help to prevent that from happening, which is why Wash is constantly flipping them.
-Oxy
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