CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #4
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, December 1, 2004 18:38
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Mal: "I swear...I'm out of weed. Do my eyes look red to you?"
"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."
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Quote:
Originally posted by Simonwho:
And one for the Brits:
Mal: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around the eyes but in the eyes, the eyes, the eyes - you're under. I do not have tight pants, those bulges are part of the fabric and in no way indicate that I'm attracted to you and frankly even if I were gay, I could do a lot better than you. 3, 2, 1, you're back.
LMAO!!! I love Little Britain! (I can just imagine Jayne telling Mal to wait a minute while he gets a pair of glasses!) Great gag Simonwho! :)
Here's my entry:
MAL: "Do I have something in my eye?"
JAYNE: "Your eyeball. Dumbass.."
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Mal: If this were HBO, I'd be flicking you off right now.
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Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
And one for the Brits:
Mal: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around the eyes but in the eyes, the eyes, the eyes - you're under. I do not have tight pants, those bulges are part of the fabric and in no way indicate that I'm attracted to you and frankly even if I were gay, I could do a lot better than you. 3, 2, 1, you're back.
rotfl
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Well, my sister's a ship... we had a
complicated childhood
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I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
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Jayne: "Mal, stop tryin' to adjust yer glasses. Ya don't wear any, remember?"
Mal: "I don't...wha? Saffron, izzat you?" (falls to ground)
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"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." -Book
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Jayne (frustrated): Mal, yer missin' yer nostril. No...it's right...no, my left! Man, that booger is ugly!
-Taylor
The Uncharted Outlaw!
"You can get a lot further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word."
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MAL: Jayne, take a good look in my eye. You see anyone in there gives a good gorramn?
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Mal: No, Jayne, I poked out Xander's LEFT eye.
This one, right here!
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Mal; "See Jayne it's not that I'm some tough guy, I'm actually physically unable to cry."
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