CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #4
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, December 1, 2004 18:38
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First off, let me say this has been a real treat for me! So many of you submit such funny ideas for this game, which makes it an honor to do these each week. Now then, in order to make it as much fun as possible, WILDHEAVENFARM has provided us with a poll about how you'd like to see the game go each week, and if you follow this link:
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/876727 (opens new window)
it will take you there. Please vote. I will strongly consider the votes of the fans here if I decide to make any changes. Thanks! And now for last week's winner...
There were so many funny ideas again, I thought that I'd choose the one that wasn't so funny, BUT, represented what I think many of us felt last week.
Congrats to ERELLEVENT! And now this week we have, once again, our namesake and Jayne...
MAL: See that? That is where I took an Alliance paperclip to the face during a corporate raid on Londonium.
As always, thanks for playing/reading along!
TCM
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http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7927#103293
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http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7990#104316
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
MAL: Can you smell that?
JAYNE: Hey, he what smelt it, dealt it, cap'n.
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credit the simpsons for this one
simon said my nose would stop bleeding if i just kept my finger out of there.
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Mal - "If you look real close, then you'll be distracted enough to not notice while I smack you upside the head."
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Mal: Is this a stye? I think its a stye. Does it look like a stye to you?
Jayne: *Ugh* (stifles revulsion)
Mary
Always a beast, never a burden. 
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Mal: She hurt my nose. Kiss it and make it better?
Jayne: Huh?
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One for the Americans here:
Policeman (off screen): Very good sir. Now if you would walk along the white line while reciting the alphabet backwards.
And one for the Brits:
Mal: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around the eyes but in the eyes, the eyes, the eyes - you're under. I do not have tight pants, those bulges are part of the fabric and in no way indicate that I'm attracted to you and frankly even if I were gay, I could do a lot better than you. 3, 2, 1, you're back.
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Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
One for the Americans here:
Policeman (off screen): Very good sir. Now if you would walk along the white line while reciting the alphabet backwards....
I have never known an American policeman to ever say "Very good sir." Not even a State Trooper.
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Mal: ... Just something you should know...your spit ball hit me right.... there, another centimeter or two and you could have taken my eye out.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: ...and then she said if you strike the base of your palm upwards right here, you can drive shards of bone into the bad guy's brain and kill him instantly.
Jayne: Hold up, go back to the part where River told you about that, whatyacallit, that volcanic neck pinch thing....
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