Patton Oswald on Colbert Now

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JEWELSTAITEFAN

Tuesday, February 27, 2018 10:06 AM

Posting this in this forum because it might be a headline soon.

Patton is scheduled to be the 2nd guest.
But first is Jennifer Lawrence, and Colbert broke out the Rum. This is hilarious. Huge Cuts edited out, she is getting sloshed and curling up in the chair from one second to the next.
However long they let her Wind through this, I wonder how long they kept Patton in the wings.

She is sooooo sloshed.
She also looked at the camera and told her niece and nephew "Aunt Jen is drunk"

Sure, she dropped out of Grade School, but sometimes she's adorable.
Candid for sure.

Seems like he copied the booze gig from Kyle Chandler, who brought along a bottle of excellent Scotch to Kimmel's show last week, and Jimmy was slurring in no time.

Now Patton is thirsty and nervous, so the first bottle got polished off, and on to at least the second bottle.

Everybody has their shoes off in no time.

Not much time left for Patton and the book. They should have skipped the monologue and other bits. The uncut version, or outakes might be gold.

I'm not sure if the edits included every refill of the glass, but there were a lot of them.

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Tuesday, February 27, 2018 10:51 AM

Following that, James Corden has guest Steve Harvey, who mentions he only got water, no alcohol. So Steve is shown the bar, to get liquored up before coming onstage.

Seems to be a theme they got going on.

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Wednesday, February 28, 2018 3:02 AM

"Posting this in this forum because it might be a headline soon."

Yep

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/entertainment/drunk-jennifer-lawrence-interv
iew-stephen-colbert-will-make-love-even-085114543.html

MOOSE

Wednesday, February 28, 2018 7:12 PM

The Yahoo! Entertainment section is considered headline?

AURAPTOR

Wednesday, February 28, 2018 10:02 PM

So desperate for ratings they will stoop to old YouTube level antics, I guess.

How soon before they wander into the suicide forest in Japan and then "just happen" to find an actual dead body hanging from a tree?

I give it five years, tops.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

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JEWELSTAITEFAN

Thursday, March 1, 2018 4:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Moose:
The Yahoo! Entertainment section is considered headline?

when I went to Yahoo, they have 5 or 6 stories at the top center of the page. This one was the enlarged feature story.
How else to define a yahoo headline?

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Thursday, March 1, 2018 9:52 AM

Tonight is a repeat of the Kimmel with Kyle Chandler, which may have kicked off this bit.

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Thursday, March 1, 2018 10:31 AM

And tonight the other Jimmy is getting in on the gig, serving somebody and Rooster Lite beer. But at the end of their chair time - they were already a bit indecipherable before the beer.

MOOSE

Thursday, March 1, 2018 5:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
Quote:
Originally posted by Moose:
The Yahoo! Entertainment section is considered headline?
when I went to Yahoo, they have 5 or 6 stories at the top center of the page. This one was the enlarged feature story.
How else to define a yahoo headline?

Just a sad commentary that this is considered "newsworthy".

SECOND

Thursday, March 1, 2018 7:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
Posting this in this forum because it might be a headline soon.

Patton is scheduled to be the 2nd guest.
But first is Jennifer Lawrence, and Colbert broke out the Rum. This is hilarious. Huge Cuts edited out, she is getting sloshed and curling up in the chair from one second to the next.
However long they let her Wind through this, I wonder how long they kept Patton in the wings.

She is sooooo sloshed.
She also looked at the camera and told her niece and nephew "Aunt Jen is drunk"

Sure, she dropped out of Grade School, but sometimes she's adorable.
Candid for sure.

Seems like he copied the booze gig from Kyle Chandler, who brought along a bottle of excellent Scotch to Kimmel's show last week, and Jimmy was slurring in no time.

Now Patton is thirsty and nervous, so the first bottle got polished off, and on to at least the second bottle.

Everybody has their shoes off in no time.

Not much time left for Patton and the book. They should have skipped the monologue and other bits. The uncut version, or outakes might be gold.

I'm not sure if the edits included every refill of the glass, but there were a lot of them.

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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