CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #3
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, November 29, 2004 02:47
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First, let me start by saying how great it was to have so many submissions this week! I had fun reading them over and over again, trying to pick a winner. Kudos to all the entrants for making this a tough one. In the end, however, I picked a submission by Succatash for a few reasons...
1) Crossover humor has a special place in my heart
(honorable mention to GreyJedi and the Braveheart quote!)
2) It was damn funny in my mind
3) I got to have fun with the image and really take it to a new level this week.
EDIT: 4) I kind of had this vision of the crew making their own entertainment, like the main characters in Reign of Fire when they did the Star Wars "play" for the kids.
Here it is in all its campy glory...
and now for this week's Caption, we have Wash and the return of Tightpants his own self...
MAL: "You're...umm...a statue!...no umm...wait...you're catatonic...cyanotic! and not respondin--responsive!...no wait...damn I hate charades..."
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I love the contest, but I believe that editting the image is against the spirit of captioning. The caption was created for the original image. Dialog can be added, but I think that you should not edit it otherwise.
Also, I think it would be cool if you would post a link to all the previous Caption threads, so that we can read all the entries without searching for week old (or more) threads. They can get lost easily. :) Thanks.
Keep flying
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal : The pants were on sale! How was I supposed to know they would split?
Wash : Looking away now, sir.
~AFf
Keep flying
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The first caption is based on a scene featuring Alan Tudyk from the movie: 'A Knight's Tale'.
(Wash and Zoe have been fighting again.)
Wash: "I don't understand women."
Mal: "Nor do I. But they understand us. Well, maybe not you."
Or something completely different:
MAL: *Sigh* "Wash.. Your the best pilot I've got. It's been the third time this week. How could you confuse the gravity button with those three switches??"
WASH: *Silent*
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Wash (thinking): He's doing it again. He's actually telling the underwear story AGAIN. Lao-tyen, how many times do we have to hear this in one lifetime? "And they chafed like mad", yeah, we know already!
Mary
Always a beast, never a burden. 
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mal: watch, i can tie a cherry stem into a knot with just my tongue.
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Mal: "Wash! How many times do I have to repeat myself!? NO MORE GOSLINGS!! Just look at the mess on this floor. YOU are cleaning it up this time. Jesus, this is worse than the cattle AND the beagles..."
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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Quote:
Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:
I love the contest, but I believe that editting the image is against the spirit of captioning. The caption was created for the original image. Dialog can be added, but I think that you should not edit it otherwise.
Hey, thanks for the feedback. Honestly, not something I really intend to do, this was one of my "liberties" as being the creator, I suppose. They'll happen from time to time, and I don't know when and I don't know where.

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Also, I think it would be cool if you would post a link to all the previous Caption threads, so that we can read all the entries without searching for week old (or more) threads. They can get lost easily. :) Thanks.
Hrm. Good idea. Here you go...
CT#1
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7864
CT#2
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7927#103293
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Mal: Take me out, to the black, tell them I ain't coming back...
Wash . o O(If I stay absolutely still, maybe he'll stop singing before I burst into laughter...)
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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