CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #2
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 18:42
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Quote:
Originally posted by gojiro:
BOOK: You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay,
or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Junior,
Quote:
or you can call my Ray-Jay,
or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ,Junior. But ya doesn't has ta call my Johnson.
SIMON: I'm sorry, how old is that joke?
BOOK: 590 years old, next week.
Keep the Shiny Side Up
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SIMON: I've decided on second thought to accept my sister's proposal of marriage.
(reference to deleted scene from "Our Mrs Reynolds" in the DVD special features).
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Wow! Another great selection of captions!
Looks like I'll be up late picking a winner tomorrow, so there is still today and tomorrow to post your best caption for this screencap!
I guess as long as I am here...
BOOK: "Ever seen Kaylee eat a strawberry? Hooboy!"
Cilantro!
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Simon: "No, Shepherd. I said take one a day for ten days, not all ten in one day. So, ever had your stomach pumped before?"
"Keep the Shiny side up"
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Based on the song 'United States of Whatever' by Liam Lynch:
BOOK: "Then I'm throwing dice in the Abbey. Shepherd Leroy comes up and is, like,'Hey, I thought I told you...' And I'm, like..."
SIMON: (Thinking) *Yeah, whatever!*
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Doc, you said to cough when you squeezed my balls,. . . but that’s not my balls.
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One of us is crazy, and it's not you!
Help! I'm standing and I can't fall down.
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Simon: Okay preacher. I'm on a mission from my sister. That hair's coming off one way or another. (brandishes scissors) We can do it the easy way, or the hard way...
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When the stars shine bright through the engine's trail and the dust of another world drops behind; When my ship is free of the open sky, its a damn good day to my way of mind; Theres a barren planet you never can leave, theres a rocky valley where we lost a war; Theres a cross worn 'round a soldier's neck, theres a man's faith died on Serenity's floor, but i stood my ground and ill fight once more; Its the last oath that i ever swore
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