CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #2
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 18:42
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"You really WERE Bozo the Clown before being a Shepherd" "Hey, clowns know about crime too"
Keep flying
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Book: When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung, know what I'm saying?
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(so I play my own game...it is fun! I can't win, but I enjoy playing...
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BOOK: So I say to the Cap'n, "Shan Yu's writing is just sadistic crap justified by florid prose! And he says..."
SIMON (THINKING): That was *my* line you hwoon dan...
Cilantro!
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What other question could prompt that kind of an embarassed cringe?
Book: "You see, Doctor, due to the traditions of my order, I wasn't . . . well, I've been getting these infections, and . . . have you ever performed a . . . circumcision?"
I mock you with my monkey pants
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Book: "...So it turns out she was a he!!"
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Book: I remember a preacher once said, 'Nobody goes to hell unless they really want to.' I ended up here because I really wanted to.
Simon doesn't say a word
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couldn't resist posting this quote when I was searching for quotes at imdb.com with the word hell in them .. found the above was from a film called The Bounty Killer
http://imdb.com/Quotes?0058988
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'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
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http://www.freewebs.com/mjspages/tempfireflypage.htm
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Book: You can get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
Doctor: Wow.
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Book: While I agree the Captain should try some looser pants Doctor perhaps there's a better way to show him why.
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DeckRoid:
Heh-heh... "Tommy Boy".
v/r,
zed
("Bees! Bees!..." or "I don't remember eating that!" or "Eres tu!" or... God, I miss Chris; that's gonna leave a mark)
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:Quote:
Book: The Almighty says he can get me out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're f**ked.
100 points to anyone who can tell me what that line is from, and another 50 if you can name each of the two characters involved.*
Without reading ahead . . .
Braveheart
the manic Irish mercenary (canna recall his name)
speaking to William Wallace
Keep the Shiny Side Up
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