Jurassic Jerk

POSTED BY: Wishimay
UPDATED: Saturday, July 1, 2017 02:18
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WISHIMAY

Tuesday, June 27, 2017 9:13 PM

Ok, so my kid is out of things to watch until the next Batman original animated series dvd comes in, so she's been watching the Inspector Gadget reboot on Netflix.

If you have Netflix, go to season 3 episode 1, at about a minute and a half in (title is Jurassic Jerk) and it has Dr. Claw sitting at his desk playing with a couple dino figurines...

Dr Claw: Dr. T Rex has no friends, only MEAL OPTIONS *bite*

....Oh, how I love a sudden but inevitable betrayal.

Talon: Ahem...Uncle?

Dr Claw: Oh...um... Stop playing with baby toys, Mad Cat....Cats are so immature...

Your surreal moment of the day...

AURAPTOR

Wednesday, June 28, 2017 9:57 AM

I believe I was able to follow all that.

Wash / Dino reference, right ?

WISHIMAY

Wednesday, June 28, 2017 10:16 AM

Uh huh. You betcha. In a kids show. How weird is ZAT?

AURAPTOR

Wednesday, June 28, 2017 4:11 PM

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Originally posted by Wishimay:
Uh huh. You betcha. In a kids show. How weird is ZAT?

May not be much, but it's enough.

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Thursday, June 29, 2017 4:37 AM

Has the kid seen Firefly? Catch the reference?

WISHIMAY

Thursday, June 29, 2017 5:18 AM

Yep, she caught it. I let her watch it this last year, with some minor editing, and an explanation of historical views of prostitution and the stereotypical "hooker with a heart of gold meme".

Which, if it was run like the Companions are run, I am all for. Tax it, regulate it, make sure they get healthcare, and if a person is married and seeking services a liability waiver can be filled out by the spouse.

Legalizing prostitution is a much better alternative to Tinder, Grinder and all the other nonsense we have now.

It'll never happen, because half the country would need to grow a brain, but...one can hope.

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Thursday, June 29, 2017 5:36 AM

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Originally posted by Wishimay:
Yep, she caught it. I let her watch it this last year, with some minor editing, and an explanation of historical views of prostitution and the stereotypical "hooker with a heart of gold meme".

Which, if it was run like the Companions are run, I am all for. Tax it, regulate it, make sure they get healthcare, and if a person is married and seeking services a liability waiver can be filled out by the spouse.

Legalizing prostitution is a much better alternative to Tinder, Grinder and all the other nonsense we have now.

It'll never happen, because half the country would need to grow a brain, but...one can hope.

So, no deleted scenes from Trash?

WISHIMAY

Thursday, June 29, 2017 8:14 AM

Do you mean "Our Mrs. Reynolds"?? Um, no, we didn't stick around for any biblical plowing ...or incestuous bits. She's still a little immature on some things. But, hey, we BOTH like Nathan's ass. Seriously, nice size. Smackable I like smackin' 'em....

AURAPTOR

Thursday, June 29, 2017 9:09 AM

Whoa... good myth.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Friday, June 30, 2017 4:28 AM

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Originally posted by Wishimay:
Do you mean "Our Mrs. Reynolds"?? Um, no, we didn't stick around for any biblical plowing ...or incestuous bits. She's still a little immature on some things. But, hey, we BOTH like Nathan's ass. Seriously, nice size. Smackable I like smackin' 'em....

I did mean Nathan's nekkid behind in the Trash clips.

Now as long as you bring it up, I'm wondering what was your kid's take on the Inara kissing Mal but Mal kissed YoSaffBrig but Mal knows Inara kissed YoSaffBrig sequence? Did she get it, all of the facets of it, and did she find it fascinating? And does she think she's privileged to get to see such adult-like content?

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