CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #2
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 18:42
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Well, first let me say, you all have great imagination and it was difficult to choose, especially considering I did a spit take on one! So, without further jabber, here is the Week #1 winner...
Congrats, Wiccanslyr!
And now for this week's Caption Tightpants, we have a nice shot of Shephard Book, so have at 'em!
BOOK: "WHOA! Shouldn't we be in the infirmary for a hernial examination, Doctor?"
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Duhrrr, which way did he go, Georg...errr Simon.
"Remember, there is only ONE absolute - There ARE NO absolutes!!!"
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Book: Uuuumm, a paternity test? Is that really needed, I mean I never married you know!
It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!
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"....uuurrrrpppp. Pay up, Doc. I just burped the entire alphabet and you said I couldn't."
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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"Stop me if you've heard this one, doc. Jesus, two Jews and a leper walk into a bar......"
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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Book:"Jayne, you know the Bible doesn't aprove of the place you are putting that Rainstick in."
Simon:"In all my years as a doctor I didn't know it could stretch that much."
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BOOK: "Wow, your hands are cold!"
SIMON: "Turn your head and cough."
"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."
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And then it turned out that Inara's client was a woman!
The Strawberry Monkey who defends tight pants everywhere!
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"And you should have seen the size of the scripture she was carrying!"
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Book: "You know... from behind, you kind of remind me of a young man at the abbey I used to um, know."
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