Inaugural *Caption Tightpants!* Weekly Challenge
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, December 25, 2005 23:54
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Okay, I guess I should start by explaining that. 
Since I've been making wallpapers and doing screencaps, occasionally I come to rest on a frame where someone has a funny look on their face or they are in an odd position and I find myself going all MST3K on it. So I thought, why don't I make a game of this? Might help tide us over a tad until the movie is released in April.
So, the rules are simple. I will post an image (now that I know how, lets see if I can!) and people can reply to the thread with a line or lines they think makes the image funnier, either quotes or a description of the scene, and then I will choose a winner (why me? because it is my game! 
) at the end of the week and repost the image with their winning "quotes" along with the next week's new image.
If people really have fun with this, I think I will provide a prize in April to the best overall submission...maybe a t-shirt of their choice from my Zazzle site or an item from my Cafe Press site.
So to kick off "Caption Tightpants", I will open with a screencap of the namesake, Cap'n Tightpants himself, as well as a couple of examples of what I'd like to see from all y'alls whimsical brain pans...
(crossing fingers hoping this works)
Ex #1:
MAL: "Simon, why is River eating the couch?"
Ex #2:
MAL(thinking): "Oooh...that was a nasty one! SBD...I gotta stop eating those green protein bars."
SIMON(thinking): "Gah! He smells like Canton!"
Ex #3:
SCENE: Upon hearing how colorfully River can swear in Chinese, Mal ponders the possibilities of actually being able to do *that* to everyone in the 'Verse.
and so on and so forth. I am sure y'all can do much better than I, so have at it!
Cilantro!
TCM
(edited a number of times *sigh* before the image finally appeared. Still not sure what I did/did not do...)
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Tenth the picture seems to be broken, I don't know about everyone esle but I can't see it
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There's no show I'd rather see, than the one with Serenity.
You can't take the sky from me...
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MAL: "Ever been stabbed by a sword, Doctor?"
SIMON: "...uhh...stabbed by a swhat?!"
TCM
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Mal thinking "This guy's borin' the crap outta me..."
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There's no show I'd rather see, than the one with Serenity.
You can't take the sky from me...
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Mal: So, she do that often?
Simon: The dancing yes. The nakedness, not so much.
If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!
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Mal (JUST prior to this particular image) "...cuz you're part of my crew! Why are we still talkin' about this?"
*turns his head, looks over his right shoulder and says under his breath*
"I shoulda tossed you out of the airlock when I had the chance, ya putz."
ha ha Simon lovers! Just kiddin'! 
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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Mal:"Whats that moving in the corner?"
Simon:"I think its the remains of Jayne's lunch"
'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
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Mal: "Um, what did you give Jayne?"
Simon: "Just a common laxative, and a double strength sleeping pill.... I told him not to take them both at once."
Mal: "Guess that'll teach him to listen more close."
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MAL: I just split the back of my pants, didn't I?
SIMON: Yeah. I told you the chili was a bad idea in those pants.
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