CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #81
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, November 22, 2016 23:30
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Well this may be a first for the pockets of the ol' Tightpants...
Congrats to MUTT999 for the winning hi-larious caption AND the honorable mention! (because I enjoyed that movie! don't judge! that's my job lol!)
Here they are!
Now that means the rest of y'all need to ante up big time or get squashed like a bitty bug ;) Here you go:
MAL: Yarr! We be Space Pirates!
SIMON:: I thought you were Space Cowboys?
MAL: Don't sully this...what are you, a FOX exec? Ai ya!!
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Congrats MUTT
Captain: We won't be long, we're going to take Jayne far out into the desert and dump him there, we'll bring back a pizza
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Thanks TCM! (as I slip a twenty into your shirt pocket)
Gina (thinking): "Nathan and that perfect freakin' hair!"
Adam (thinking): "I hope he's bald before 50."
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Mal: River swallowed a bug, so we're getting her to a doctor.
Simon: I am a doctor.
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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Mal: I told you that when you use the mule put gas in it before you bring it back, since you didn't do that now you have to put on a HAZ-MAT suit and clean Jayne's cabin. Now open the door and tell me I'm pretty.
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Nathan; We're going to the store and pick up some "Moose Piss Beer" because I'm a fucking Canadian, you want us to pick you up something?
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Nathan: Instead of robbing a bank we're going to a Sci-fi convention and sign photos for $50 a pop and come back with garbage bags filled will cash, then I'm going to blow it all on "Moose Piss Beer" because I'm a fucking Canadian
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Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:
Thanks TCM! (as I slip a twenty into your shirt pocket)
For the...uhh...pizza party...yeah...that you're treating us to...right!
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BWAH!
TCM
*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/
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Mal: *sigh* Really? Super glue on the controls? Doctor, don't you think that went out with Earth-that-was?
BWAH!
TCM
*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/
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