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Your Loving Son

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Jayne writes a letter to his mother.

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 2552    RATING: 9.0 (G)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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Title: Your Loving Son

Characters: Jayne, Book, snippets of River

Pairing: None

Words: 719

Rating: G

Cross posted to livejournal's ff_friday.

Dear Son,

I hope this letter finds you well. I am sending you another hat as you told me you lost the last one in a fight. Try to take care of this one.

Everyone here is well, and Matty’s cough disappeared with the warmer weather. Harvest is coming along and Heck Jackson has loaned us his harvester so we will get it all finished on time this year.

I am thinking of you.

Your loving mother.

Jayne’s new hat is red with two yellow tassels and some sort of fluffy brim. From the expression on his face, it may be too much even for his supremely self-confident head to bear. River, on the other hand, is entranced by it and when he gives it to her she wears it all day.

Book blinks at the sight of the thing crouched on her head, and the wide grin beneath the fluffy brim, and shakes his head. He is, however, impressed that he has finally seen the hat that is too ugly for Jayne to wear.

“That’s an interesting headpiece you got sent this time, Jayne”, he remarks to his companion as the two of them prepare for three sets each at around sixty kilos. Nothing too strenuous today, mostly just action to fill the spaces between sentences as they talk.

Jayne shrugs. “My maw always sends ‘em. I prob’ly got an even dozen by now.” He settles on the bench and does not even grunt as he lifts the barbell above his head. “Guess she reckons it gets pretty cold out here.” Book is stung by the tiniest inflection of longing that Jayne has tried to bury under casual indifference. The man is not a gifted actor.

Book is silent as Jayne completes his set, and reaches out to help set the weight back in the bracket. Jayne’s boots make abrasive noises as he stands up and makes way for the Shepherd.

“And what do you send your mother in return?” Book asks as he trades places with the mercenary. Jayne shrugs.

“Credits when I can spare ‘em. I’d WAVe, but there ain’t but two Cortex connections w

Comments
Saturday, 29 April 2006 15:31
"I gave the red one to a girl on the ship. She is a moon brain and her head needs all the warming it can get."

Bahahahahahaha! That's great.
Saturday, 29 April 2006 15:53
BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!! Too funny!
And Jayne sendin' his credits home, awwwwwwww!

-Danny
Saturday, 29 April 2006 17:54
BWAHAHAHAHA! LMAO. I needed that considering that it's Saturday here and I'm at work. Keep that head warm, River.
Saturday, 29 April 2006 18:36
Awwwww.

I'm actually listening to "Letters from Home" right now, so this is perfect :)
Sunday, 30 April 2006 03:41
Now that? Was wonderful.

The moonbrain bit was funny, but I liked the next line better:
"I am well. I hope this letter finds you well as well."
How many 'well's can you put in one sentence?

Perfectly Jayne.
Sunday, 30 April 2006 07:59
Well...I am glad someone actually gave credit to both Jayne and his ma concerning the ability to spell and write half-way decent sentences. Most fics with letters from Jayne's ma are samples of pidgin English, and atrocious grammar and spelling:)

BEB
Sunday, 30 April 2006 12:52
I love Book talking Jayne into writing the letter. And giving his hat to the moonbrain is just great!
Sunday, 30 April 2006 21:33
Top little fic!

Always wanted to see more of Book and Jayne on the show.
Sunday, 30 April 2006 22:49
This is sweet simple and absolute bliss.
Monday, 01 May 2006 03:51
Such a sweet little slice of life on Serenity. Really, it was well done.
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 02 May 2006 00:20
Awwwww! I'm gettin' all teary-eyed! Jayne can be cute when he wants to be, in an abrasive sort of way.

Very nice!

Morwen
Tuesday, 02 May 2006 00:21
Ack! me, aobve..gorram thing didn't sign me in...
Friday, 07 July 2006 09:41
aaw, i love that he calls her 'mother' instead of just 'ma'.

b

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