Monday

Got new job.

Argued about grenades.

Doctor angry at Mal.

Crazy sis coming along.

Attacked by Reavers.

Harpoon through leg. Ow.

Doctor patched me up. OW.

Complained about grenades.

Doc hit Mal. Woo.

Threatens leaving. Woo!

Carries through.

Shiny.

Still not Captain.

***

Tuesday

Landed. Doc left.

Wore hat. Looked cunning.

River kicked ass. Cool.

Hit guy. Go me!

Hit me with table. Ouch.

Psychopathic bint.

Doc comes back. Not shiny.

Mal brings River on board with him.

Probably sleeping with her.

Bints.

Still not Captain.

***

Wednesday

Went to Haven. Said hello to Book.

I think he was checking me out.

Showed off Vera. Shiny.

Mal talks to Book about binty.

Played guitar. Yay!

Played ‘Hero of Canton’. Pushed luck.

Talked to Book about if he gets to watch Porn.

Got drunk. Lost money.

Fell over. Slept. Shiny.

Still not Captain.

***

Thursday

Mal rescued Inara. Hot!

Got drunk. Yes!

Tried to shoot the crazy bint. Woo!

She shot me. V. Sore.

Apparently, also hit doc. Shiny.

Showed us Miranda.

Bloody stupid name.

Still not Captain.

***

Friday

Go to Haven. Book and others dead. Poo.

Mal shot Alliance arse. Yes.

Fix bodies to ship.

Met Reavers. Screaming. Ew.

Went to Miranda. Lots of dead guys. Not my fault.

Needed decorators. No Feng Shui.

Cleaned Vera. Shiny.

Chased by Reavers and shot at by Alliance.

Wash dead. No more Hawaiian shirts. Woo!

Used grenades. Go me!

Shot Reavers. Yes!

Got shot. No!

Zoe stabbed, Kaylee+Simon shot. Mal gone to tell world about Miranda.

Might become captain.

Psychopathic bint saves day. Yay/Boo.

Everyone lives. Damn.

Bloody doctor.

Still not Captain.

***

Saturday

Buried Wash, Book and Mr. Universe. Good names. Cried. Not in public.

Helped fix Serenity. I look hot when sweaty. Ooh!

Sunny. Caught tan.

Helped remove cannon with Mal. Brownie points! Might make Captain!

Sadly not.

Watched Kaylee