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BOOK OF DAYS SERIES: #10. "The Talk"

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Simon forces himself to talk to River about sex. Simon/Kaylee. 10th story in a series. Rated R for discussions of adult themes.

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 4447    RATING: 9.0 (PG13)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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Title: The Talk

Rating: NC-17

Synopsis: Simon forces himself to talk to River about sex but Kaylee comes to the rescue.

Timeline: Takes place a month or so after Serenity, the movie.

Notes: Next part of a series beginning with : And So It Begins, Kiss Me, Coming Together, Tell Me, What’s Proper?, Tears, Peekaboo, Impatient, Waking up is Hard to do and The Talk

Disclaimer: This story is not meant to infringe on the copyright of any person or company related to the trademarked characters and situations depicted in the Serenity movie or Firefly series. I make no money from this. Only done for fun – and a desperate craving to have more stories told about this wonderful ‘verse Joss Whedon created.

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Simon couldn’t find River. It didn’t matter where he looked. She was nowhere to be found. As he passed the crew bunks, he cringed as he looked at Jayne’s closed hatch. She wouldn’t. He continued on his way to the bridge, casting one glance back at the closed hatch. He hoped.

After waiting what he deemed long enough – 5 minutes – he shuffled off the bridge, hoping to run into someone who was awake.

As he made his way through the cargo bay, he actually called out to her. “I’m not mad, River, but we need to have a little talk.”

After spending what seemed like hours looking for his sister, even stopping to talk to Kaylee for a while, he once again found himself at the hatch to Jayne’s bunk. As he raised his fist to knock on the hatch, Mal came down from the bridge.

“Have you seen River?” Both men asked at the same time.

“Huh, guess not,” Mal said with a frown then glanced at Simon. “Need Jayne for something?”

“Oh, ah, no. Just wondering if he’d seen River.”

Mal’s brows drew together suspiciously. “He usually works out this early in the morning. He’s probably in the cargo bay.”

“Right.” Simon stepped away from the hatch. “I’ll go check.”

Mal’s eyes narrowed as Simon walked away and the Captain decided he’d follow to see what the doctor, notorious for truly disliking Jayne, wanted with him s

Comments
Tuesday, 14 March 2006 16:43
It's entirely possible that I have never laughed quite as hard as I did at the last line.

Oh, River, how I love you. Psycho. *giggles*
Tuesday, 14 March 2006 16:48
*damn near dies laughing*

I don't know what to say except:

OMGROTFLMFAO.

This was hilarious!
Tuesday, 14 March 2006 17:25
Holy Crap! I actually gasped and covered my mouth at the last lines! LMAO! He was to late to save River from Jayne's perverted mind! This was GREAT! Can't wait for your next post!
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 14 March 2006 17:43
HaHa. The last line is great. Can't wait for more.
Tuesday, 14 March 2006 17:49
Laughing too hard to be coherent! *literally crying* Loved this!

"I love my captain."
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:25
OMG, that hi-larious!!! I got people staring at me, as I'm in the library. LOVED it ALL, especially that last line. Jesus in the sky with Diamonds and Mary Mangdelene.
Tuesday, 14 March 2006 20:57
I love that last line! Perfect.
Tuesday, 14 March 2006 22:12
LMAO LMAO LMAO!!! That was just GREAT. My hand flew to my mouth at that last one! LMAO, please give us more of the talk :P
Tuesday, 14 March 2006 22:21
>please give us more of the talk :P

More of the talk will be mentioned in upcoming stories - primarily by River in her funny little way.

Glad you all liked this. It was pretty funny to write.
Wednesday, 15 March 2006 02:16
Can't express how funny that was.
Awesome
Wednesday, 15 March 2006 03:23
I had just about the same reaction as everyone else, my hand flew to my mouth over those last lines, I was laughing so hard.

I was having a really crappy day and then I read this and now I'm smiling so ... thanks!
Wednesday, 15 March 2006 06:10
OMG! I just stumbled upon this and I just about died laughing!!!! What a great way to end the day!! LMFAO!!!
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 15 March 2006 06:23
OH MY GOD... okay i don't usually post anything cause i'm always searching for more of the i/s smut to keep me occupied but i just have to say one thing

>River turned to Kaylee, her eyes bright. “What does ejaculate taste like?”

that is the FUNNIEST line EVER

~Fae~
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 15 March 2006 06:23
I meant k/s smut

~Fae~
Sunday, 09 April 2006 22:55
From Simon's point of view, this is definitely a story that belongs in the horror section. Great job.
Friday, 19 May 2006 21:05
You keep up with the wonderful River interactions and I might just have to offer to make you cookies.

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