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BOOK OF DAYS SERIES: #7. "Peekaboo"

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Mal and Jayne get an unexpected eyefull. Simon/Kaylee. 7th story in a series. And oddly not rated NC-17!

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Title: Peekaboo

Rating: PG-13

Synopsis: Mal and Jayne get an eyefull.

Timeline: Takes place 1 month after Miranda.

Notes: Next part of a series beginning with : And So It Begins, Kiss Me, Coming Together, Tell Me, What’s Proper?, Tears, Peekaboo,

Disclaimer: This story is not meant to infringe on the copyright of any person or company related to the trademarked characters and situations depicted in the Serenity movie or Firefly series. I make no money from this. OnIy done for fun – and a desperate craving to have more stories told about this wonderful ‘verse Joss Whedon created.

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“Soundproofing.” Mal growled as he stalked down the hallway to the infirmary. It didn’t matter where they were, he could still hear them. “I’m gonna make ‘em use every credit they have to buy some.” He scowled at his sore fist, where he had slammed it into the wall to make the sound go away. Foolish though it may have been to take out his annoyance with his innocent ship, he thought it would shut them up. It did. Too bad, he was only hearing them in his mind this time!

He scowled at the thought of having to admit to the doctor how he had bruised his hand, since there hadn’t been many injuries in the ship in weeks. He briefly considered purposely looking for work that would cause injuries, just to keep his medic off of his mechanic for a few hours a day.

Even Serenity herself had conspired against his peaceful sleep cycle. After Miranda, she’d been in pretty bad shape. Had taken a lot of work to get her in the air again. New parts and one hell of a talented mechanic later, she was runnin’ smooth as a baby’s bottom. Which meant Kaylee had a lot of free time to spend with Simon.

Of course, he’d never seen Kaylee so happy. He’d just have preferred not to hear how happy she was; repeatedly, daily, multiple times per night.

It didn’t matter that Jayne had rudely told the new couple that they were being too loud. They just found different times of the day, and different lo

Comments
Saturday, 11 March 2006 16:43
Feeling quite sorry for Mal at this point!

Good perspective here. Works well! Some nice humour especially this bit with Jayne... 'He paused for a moment, tilting his head to the side. “He’s doin’ that all wrong.”
Saturday, 11 March 2006 16:52
LMAO!

Twice? Then I'd say he was doin' something right lol.

Hilarious fic, doll.
ANONYMOUS
Saturday, 11 March 2006 17:39
Damn....after hearing about Simon's...err...skills from all these fics (what was it? FOUR times at one point?), I just want to buy the guy a beer and shake his hand.

ManicGiraffe
Saturday, 11 March 2006 17:48
Careful, MG, you never know where that hand's been...
ANONYMOUS
Saturday, 11 March 2006 18:01
Hmm...excellent point.

Is he right handed? Maybe I'll shake his left hand if so....

MG
ANONYMOUS
Saturday, 11 March 2006 18:43
Damn this is hilarious! Poor Mal, scarred for life after seeing/hearing all of that. And I can just imagine Jayne's jealous now, or at least has more respect for Simon in some freaky way...

Great work!

~Wanmei~
Saturday, 11 March 2006 19:44
This is funny! Poor Mal wouldn't be so uptight if he could get some himself. Too bad he is so stuborn!
Saturday, 11 March 2006 23:01
Very funny, Mal and Jayne's reactions were so totally in character yet I had to wince at the thought of Kaylee and Simon doing the deed in every conceivable place with absolutely no thought to anyone else on the ship. - Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me
ANONYMOUS
Sunday, 12 March 2006 00:43
Hands where I can see'em :P I really do hope she took care of Simon's problem... lol, that'd be hillarious.
~ misskitten
Sunday, 12 March 2006 05:45
>yet I had to wince at the thought of Kaylee and Simon doing the deed in every conceivable place with absolutely no thought to anyone else on the ship. - Ali D :~)


It was mentioned in the story that Kaylee had convinced Simon that everyone was still asleep . . .
Sunday, 12 March 2006 06:10
>.skills from all these fics (what was it? FOUR times at one point?)

ROTFL!

Remember, he IS young...24 or 25 at most....much more . . . virile at that age. . . :)

Sunday, 12 March 2006 12:05
Loved Jayne's comentating on the whole thing
Sunday, 12 March 2006 19:25
I do believe Jayne will have new respect for Simon now. This was sooooo funny!
Sunday, 23 April 2006 15:35
he he he! this was really funny! saw the little taster quote thing "Of course, he’d never seen Kaylee so happy. He’d just have preferred not to hear how happy she was; repeatedly, daily, multiple times per night." and couldnt resist reading. love the ending =D shiny!!
Friday, 19 May 2006 20:48
Brilliant work.

Perfect Jayne line:
“He’s doin’ that all wrong.”

And a bonus yay for Mal's thoughts at the end.
Tuesday, 02 January 2007 22:55
I loved this start to finish.

Your Mal and Jayne were especially good, and very, very funny.

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