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Almost Normal Part I ( of II )

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

After Miranda, River is doing better and has returned to being the bratty sister she had been before she’d gone to the Academy. Simon/Kaylee

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Title: Almost Normal

Rating: PG -13

Synopsis: After Miranda, River is doing better and has returned to being the bratty sister she had been before she’d gone to the Academy.

Pairing: Simon/Kaylee

Timeframe: Takes place a few months after the movie, Serenity.

Disclaimer: This story is not meant to infringe on the copyright of any person or company related to the trademarked characters and situations depicted in the Serenity movie or Firefly series. I make no money from this. OnIy done for fun - and a desperate craving to have more stories told about this wonderful ‘verse Joss Whedon created.

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For the first time since the deaths of Book and Wash, the crew of Serenity sat in the common room, laughing and joking, telling stories of those they had left behind.

Even Zoe broke a smile as Mal, drunk though he may have been, told most of the stories of how Zoe had hated Wash from the moment he’d set foot on board. That he slurred his words and tried to act all indignant when he talked about how Wash and Zoe had been married without his permission, only made the telling more amusing to the rest of the crew.

Wash’s dinos lined the table, posed into different positions by an excited River who acted out some of their former owners more daring exploits. She was the only one not drinking. Overprotective big brother had put his foot down on her parade. She wasn’t of legal age yet. She wasn’t allowed to drink. But she’d gotten over her annoyance. She’d get Simon back – in her own amusing way.

Jayne guffawed and took another swig of – whatever it is they were drinking. He was far more intoxicated than anyone else but he didn’t care and neither did anyone else. It was good and there was a lot of it. He even laughed right along with everyone else, much to Simon’s clear annoyance, when the story of Canton was repeated for the benefit of those who had not been there to see the good doctor’s first fumbled attempts at living the life of a criminal. Lucky his pretty fits had ma

Comments
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 05:00
Ooooh that was thoroughly amusing. I can't wait to see the reactions... Oh, wait, I've already seen them. *giggle* I just can't wait to see them again.

Awesome and hilarious!
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 05:15
This is both sweet and evil. I love it. Mal is sooo clueless. More please.
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 06:46
agreed i wanna see what happens when they all wake up!
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 06:51
Poor Simon, he is always the brunt of evil jokes! I love it!:D Can't wait to read your next post!
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 10:30
Ooo! Write the next part! This is super shiny!
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 13:40
LMAO LMAO, We do love River doing pranks on people, especially Jayne and her Brother :P I'd LOVE to see more of this :D
~ misskitten
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 14:23
YESYESYES!!! MO'MO'MO'!!! WRITE FASTER!!! BRING IT ONBRING IT ONBRING IT ON!!! Thats the best sorta stuff!!!
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 16:40
Maybe it's because we never got to see it, but one of my very favorite things in Firefly is is a playful, slightly bratty River.

Grimlock
Wednesday, 01 March 2006 11:40
Lol, that River
Sunday, 09 April 2006 18:16
*rolls on floor holding sides* the dinos! the dinos!

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ANONYMOUS
Monday, 08 May 2006 02:42
LOL (It's Piffle..to lazy to log in.)

I love the River fun! And subtle Rayne-ness! Haha, the dinos..and then her revenge on Simon...too good!
Friday, 26 May 2006 11:04
*“Young, impressionable girl not even old enough to drink, sitting here,” River droned, amusing herself by tossing another plastic toy off the table to see if Jayne would attempt to fetch it.*

I absolutely love how your River has Jayne wrapped around her little finger. The impressionable wouldn't really matter either, at least to her, because she would hear it in his thoughts if he weren't saying it aloud. :)

*“Wash would have done the same. Am keeping his memory alive.”*

Very true, and very thoughtful if River.

Now wouldn't it be handy if those two extra bunks had an interconnecting door?

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