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Fun and Games - 2.1 - Hangover: Mal

Monday, January 16, 2006

First of an eight part sequel to "Spin the truth", each crew member's tale of the day after the game, this is how Mal's day went by.

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AN: After a writers block wore it's ugly head, I was at a blank on *how* to write a sequel, cause as I'm gonna be focusing on the whole crew's experience a long linear sequel just didn't sound right for a continuance, so in the end I decided that I'm gonna divide the sequel into eight parts, one for each crew member's point of view. So treat these eight parts as a puzzle to get the whole picture on the morning after.

AN2: Thank you EA for the beta-helping :) I should just start calling you my beta :P Also thanks to DancingRiver for helping me determine what path I wanted to take.

AN3: If you haven't read "Spin the truth" yet, I suggest for you to do so, otherwize, this will make no sense... Last you saw Mal he was in one of Inara's dresses, wearing make-up, passing out from too many drinks. Btw... I haven't decided exactly the order of people's points of view, so you might get the chapters you want faster if you make requests :P

*** Fun and Games - 2.1 - Hangover: Mal ***

Mal knew just by the state of his head when he woke up that this was one of his worse hangovers. The only thing he could hear was some high pitched tone, his head was aching, and it just started hurting even more when he opened his eyes, adjusting to the light that was far too bright to be his bunk. His mouth was dry as sand paper. He would give anything for a glass of water, but as he tried getting up, something seemed to be grounding him. Something, or rather someone was holding him down. As he turned around to get a look at the perpitrator, he felt to his horror, himself being pulled close into an embrace by the still sleeping, and very naked mercenary.

Preferring the occational gun showdowns, rather than the old fashioned rough'n tumble, Mal was no match even to a sleeping Jayne's posessiveness. He tried slipping down through the arms and pull free, which resulted in a grunt and his face learning exactly why the nickname man-ape was so fitting. If anyone was to come in...

A high-pitched

Comments
Monday, 16 January 2006 01:00
That turned out great Kitten!!!

I swear i rolled around on the floor laughing at the whole Jayne and Mal thing. LOL. well done, glad you sorted it out in the end.

Shiny work as ever. Keep writing!!! lol.
Monday, 16 January 2006 01:15
It ended to quickly!!! It was so funny! I was laughing as hard as Kaylee when she saw him! As soon as you think it's done..it jsut starts up all over again! I cant wait for the other 7..or 8 is it? SQUEE! I love it! (10!)
Monday, 16 January 2006 01:55
yes! hehe, and he never does learn! come on it's mal we're talking bout here! lol. yay kit for writing this sequel. can't wait for more and you know i'm always happy to help :) love that river is now the sanest of them all ... oh wait, that can't be good!oh well, more wacky fun :P
stay shiny!
EngineAngel
Monday, 16 January 2006 02:46
okay i'm sorta disappointd mal spent all night with jayne, because that means he didn't spend it with inara. damn damn damn! anyway, adorable as always. let's hear just what did happen with kaylee and simon....

lovin' it!
-kaynara
ANONYMOUS
Monday, 16 January 2006 03:58
I love that Mal didn't realize that he was in drag. It's just a testament to how hungover he really was, lol. I can't wait to read the morning-afters for the rest of the crew. I'm dying to find out what happened with Simon and Kaylee, please post agains soon :-)
Monday, 16 January 2006 03:59
That last post was me, ShinyGeeket, btw.
Monday, 16 January 2006 07:19
Really, really funny. Very much enjoyed this and can't wait to read the others as and when they are posted. You might want to check your spelling but apart from that this was hi-larious fun! Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me
Monday, 16 January 2006 08:48
EHEHEH! oh this is just beautiful thank you SO MUCH! Oh man i loved this, though i have to agree that the fact that mal woke up with jayne means he was not with inara and i would have loved that. Oh whel if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak... any way i loved this thank you so much! Oh and by the way incase you did not guess i would like to submit a request for Inara's POV on this.
ANONYMOUS
Monday, 16 January 2006 19:33
OMG. This is hilarious. I can't wait to see what you do with Simon and Kaylee!
Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:45
I love it Kitten,

errr Oldsoul if what u said was a joke... i don't get it, but if it wasn't... Steak comes from cows

-BC
Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:27
oh my LORD!!!! that was funny as hell...wonder why kaylee's ass is sore *nudge nudge wink wink* my smut-senses are tingling!!!

b
JOY
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:52
ooooh! I can't wait to see the effects of the night on River and Inara!
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:32
Oooooh funny, can't wait to hear about the rest of the crew!
Friday, 20 January 2006 19:14
This is excellent.
Please hurry up with the next chapters.
Type faster!

Taya
Monday, 29 May 2006 04:56
OMG. Just read this and I couldn't stop laughing. Which is unfortunate as I was in the middle of a fudge covered brownie and ice-cream.
My keyboard will never be the same.
Looking forward to the rest of the crew's realizations.
Friday, 24 November 2006 08:54
oh this is going to be good

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