Fresh bao steaming on an open fire

Wife soup warm down to your toes

Firefly carols being sung by crew choir

And folks dressed up in browncoat clothes.

Everybody knows Kaylee's protein cake

and strawberries

Help to make the season right

Many flans with their screens all aglow

Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know the DVD is on it's way

It's loaded with extra scenes

and commentary with each play

And every good browncoat is gonna spy

To see what easter eggs

Universal will supply.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To fans from one to ninety-two

Although it's been said

many times, many ways

Shiny Christmas to you.

We know that Joss deserves his day

a Big Damn Trilogy

should soon be on its way!

And Serenity again will fly,

browncoats are mighty and we'll never lose our sky.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To fans from one to ninety-two

Although it's been said

many times, many ways

Shiny Christmas to you.