AN: I do not claim to be any sort of expert on childbirth, my sis has had two kids and it took ages for her before they finally did a cecarian to get the kid out, both times. But there are in fact births that are so quick the woman don't even manage to get to the hospital, so it was a choice I made to have it be of the quicker variety, than slow.

AN2: Second thing I hope people will forgive me for is doing the twin thing. I know one child is more than enough to handle. But I had just from the beginning imagined that surprise element at the birth, so I had to use it. As for the girl vs boy ordeal, I've yet to read a Silee fic where they have a boy, feel free to point me to one... lol, as there can never be too much Silee fics in the 'verse. I too have a very big tendency to make it a girl, this is the first out of all my stories where I've made at least one of the kids a boy.

AN3: The names popping out of the generator came from a name generator I found online. I swear, they all came out of that generator, except the ones I ended up using, those were my own suggestion.

AN4: Wow, thanks for the encouragement you guys... this chapter took a little logner cause writing a good chapter about naming a kid is HARD, I say that, so did all the people I talked to as well...

*** The naming game ***

Kaylee was curled up in her husbands arms. She couldn't sit properly, still healing from the birth. Due to Simon having to sew a couple of stitches, she had been forced to sleep in the infirmary the first week. Today was her first day back in her and Simon's room. It was also the twins first day home, not that they had noticed yet, as they had been sound asleep since Kaylee had fed them that morning. They were no longer wrapped in sheets, but each wore the two tiniest bodysuits that Kaylee and Inara had bought back on Osiris, still they looked as if they were drowning in them. It was clear as day just by looking at the boy who his father was. Simon had none of his baby pictures with him, but he had seen them enough