AN: After I finished the last chapter I was a little at a loss on what to do next, not wanting to just focus on the pregnancy, cause even though that's really cute and all it can get boring pretty easily. So I was chatting to a friend of mine and we started brainstorming and one thing she said really stuck by me and then I had a talk with Ida, my best friend who just said a few things that got me rolling on the floor with laughter. So here we go from angst to humor.

AN2: As for the question if I have decided the babys sex, I have. I won't reveal it yet though, so you, like the characters will still be guessing ;)

*** Jaynes hell ***

Jayne made his way down the ladder to his bunk. He wasn't all that tired, but there was nothing to do. He had lifted weights for about an hour. Although he usually did two when he first started, the way River had stared at him from the other side of the bay had just freaked him out. He hated it when she did that. Just sat there and stared at a fella, not saying anything. It was downright creepy. Started around supper. He was dipping his bread into the soup, taking bit bites out of it, talking with Mal about the next job they had lined up. At first he hadn't really noticed the stare. He had thrown the doc and Kaylee a couple looks, the way the lovebirds were interacting, making googly eyes at each other, sneaking a kiss. Part of it had just made Jayne queasy. He tolerated the doc at best, but the guy made Kaylee shine brighter than ever and even though Jayne wouldn't admitt it even at gunpoint, he liked it when Kaylee smiled. There was a ton of brothers at home to keep his ma company, but the little mechanic was the closest Jayne had to a sister.

When taking his eyes from the happy couple he found River staring at him, a perfectly innocent smile on her face, but there was just something about her that creeped him out. He tried not to notice her, but the way she was staring it was downright hard not to. He excused himself from the table and headed for the cargo bay where he