"Wordplay"
Monday, November 7, 2005
"Overhearing something, Jayne puts two and two together and makes five."
CATEGORY: FICTION TIMES READ: 4696 RATING: 9.0 (G) SERIES: FIREFLY
TITLE: "WORDPLAY"
AUTHOR: Alison M. DOBELL
FANDOM: "FIREFLY"
PAIRING: Mal. Book. Jayne.
RATING: PG-13.
STATUS: Standalone.
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EMAIL: AlisonMDobell@aol.com
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SUMMARY: "Overhearing something, Jayne puts two and
two together and makes five."
The usual disclaimers apply. The characters and 'Firefly'
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"WORDPLAY"
"Firefly" story
Written by Alison M. DOBELL
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"Now," Said the calm deep voice. "Repeat after me - 'forgive me father, for I have sinned'."
"Uuuuh, are you... are you sure you wanna be talkin' right now?" Came a slightly strangled voice.
Jayne stopped abruptly outside the Captain's bunk and could not move. He was in shock. What the rutting hell was the Preacher doing in the Captain's quarters?
"I said, repeat after me..."
There was an odd sounding sigh from the Captain. "I got it... gorramit you don't play fair, Preacher."
"Never promised I would, now..."
A low long groan from the Captain, then. "Forgive me for I have sinned... That what you wanna hear?" His voice got higher.
"You forgot the father."
Another deeper groan. *Wode ma*, thought Jayne *what the good gorram are they doing in there*?
"This is not a church, Captain."
"Uuuh, an' this ain't no confessional."
"Hmm, have to agree with you there. Now roll over."
Silence. A little creaking and shuffling. Not much talking then more moaning and a little groaning. Jayne could feel himself getting hot. Had to shift his hips a bit too. Book had said he didn't, not *ever*, so what was with him and the Captain doing it? Didn't that count with the Al-gorram-mighty? Huh. Not like no bible he ever knew. He was about to move on in disgust when the moans grew more extenuated and he
I love how you carried the whole thing through, awkwardness and traumatic images and hilarity and all. And then Simon reacting just like Jayne did to the Shepherd's private life, hee!
Reaver Stew! Bwaha!
Loved it. I laughed so much!
Congrats! This was hysterical! And yah, if I were Jayne I woulda been thinkin' the same thing. But then, I DO got a smutty mind.
that was pure genius. all of it. every syllable. loaded with genius. there is now pb&j all over my screen.
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That is the best tag line EVER! it's so . . . Jayne!
Ooh, my mind went there too! Great crew interaction :)
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