To: Judge Thorn, Walter, Black Eye, Stevie, Reese, Malcolm

From: Badger

Subject: Friends Survey

1. What is your occupation? Businessman

2. What color is your underwear? They’re silky.

3. What are you listening to right now? The sounds of the street.

4. What was the last thing you ate? Pimento sandwich.

5. Do you wish on stars? Don’t see them too often.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? I suppose a man like me would be platinum.

7. How is the weather right now? Turning chilly.

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Stevie, he’s in a huff about somethin.

9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? I tolerate him.

10. Name three things other than office supplies/computer/laptop that are

on your desk right now: Wood alcohol, this week’s manifest from the docks, an invitation to dine with Madam Hannigan….and her girls.

11. Favorite drink? Wood whiskey.

12. Another MIA one ... how about any tattoos? No identifying marks.

13. Have you ever dyed your hair? No.

14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? No..

15. Who do you think Jennifer Aniston should marry next? For an insignificant fee, I can find her a husband if.

16. Favorite month? I suppose that’d be Juli.

17. Favorite food? Clotted cream.

18. What was the last movie you watched? Debra Does Hera.

19. Favorite day of the year? Christmas.

20. What do you do to vent anger? A respectable sort doesn’t get angry.

21. Favorite Toy as a child? Inventory control panel.

22. Fall or Spring? Spring

23. Hugs or kisses? A dime a dozen..now a shag, I can use.

24. Cherry or Blueberry? Cherry.

25. Do you want your friends to email you back? They may.

26. Who is most likely to respond? Reese.

27. Who is least likely to respond? Judge Thorn.

28. Living arrangements? I own a modest row tenement community.

29. Last time you cried? Yeller….

30. What is on the floor of your closet? A latch.

31. Who is the friend you have had th