To: Felicity, Two-Fry Jr., Hoggart, Eli, Stevie, Malcolm

From: Patience

Subject: Friends Survey

1. What is your occupation? Maintaining authority

2. What color is your underwear? Whitish.

3. What are you listening to right now? Some slack jawed yokel pick at his banjo.

4. What was the last thing you ate? Porridge.

5. Do you wish on stars? What for?

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Why would I be a crayon?

7. How is the weather right now? Humid and cloudy, I don’t like it.

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? That fool Stevie Cantor.

9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? I should have killed him when I had the chance.

10. Name three things other than office supplies/computer/laptop that are

on your desk right now: A few ration bars, Two-Fry’s hat, and a picture of Malcolm Reynolds.

11. Favorite drink? Hooch.

12. Another MIA one ... how about any tattoos? I got a slew of ‘em.

13. Have you ever dyed your hair? Where pray tell, would I find hair dye out here?

14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? On occasion I find a need for reading glasses.

15. Who do you think Jennifer Aniston should marry next? Who’s likely to die of ‘natural causes’ next?

16. Favorite month? They all string together this far removed.

17. Favorite food? Steak.

18. What was the last movie you watched? The Outlaw of Hampton.

19. Favorite day of the year? Malcolm Reynolds funeral.

20. What do you do to vent anger? I shoot somethin…or someone.

21. Favorite Toy as a child? A ragdoll my momma made.

22. Fall or Spring? Spring..I’m a romantic at heart.

23. Hugs or kisses? I’ve no need for either.

24. Cherry or Blueberry? Blackberry

25. Do you want your friends to email you back? Friends?

26. Who is most likely to respond? Junior.

27. Who is least likely to respond? Felicity.

28. Living arrangements? Large ranch house with oodles of men folk to order about the place.

29. Last time you cried?