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Friends Survey - Mal

Friday, October 28, 2005

Mal responds to the email

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To: Wash, Book, Zoe, Kaylee, Inara, Simon, River, Jayne

From: Mal (i.e. Your Gorram Captain)

Subject: Friends Survey

1. What is your occupation? Captain of Serenity

2. What color is your underwear? It's kind of a plaid gingham tonight, actually

3. What are you listening to right now? The air recirculator, some kind of orchestral music coming in from the hall.

4. What was the last thing you ate? Stole an extra bun after dinner (I'm captain, I'm allowed)

5. Do you wish on stars? Honestly? Wish I still could.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Brown

7. How is the weather right now? Bit chilly. I like it.

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Badger. Tell you all about it in the morning.

9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Gorramit Wash! This is the reason you sent this, right? Yes, I like you, alright. You're the nicest guy I ever got tortured with.

10. Name three things other than office supplies/computer/laptop that are on your desk right now: My pistol and holster. A pad with shipping information. My plant.

11. Favorite drink? The fine vintages produced exclusively for us by chateau Kaylee.

12. Another MIA one ... how about any tattoos? If no, do you want any and if yes, what and/or where? Every one of you except River know the answer to that. And, River, you're too gorram young to know.

13. Have you ever dyed your hair? Yes. Definately didn't work as a blond. Ask Zoe.

14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Nope.

15. Who do you think Jennifer Aniston should marry next? Huh?

16. Favorite month? . Kind of blend together for me. The cool ones, I guess.

17. Favorite food? Porterhouse steak, rare.

18. What was the last movie you watched? Reaver Madness. I must like pain more'n I thought.

19. Favorite day of the year? Unification Day. All that patriotic fervor, makes a body want to get out and do something.

20. What do you do to vent anger? Take care of the problem.

21. Favorite Toy as a child? My old

Comments
Friday, 28 October 2005 01:41
LOL, funny. I like 32 amd 45 best!
ANONYMOUS
Friday, 28 October 2005 03:14
lol!


<<33. Favorite smells? Leather. Horse. Incense, lately.>>

just a generally fun piece. I hate those chain things myself tho

syzg
ANONYMOUS
Friday, 28 October 2005 03:38
best friends survey yet
Friday, 28 October 2005 12:05
I should have said that *I* was going to do this one today. <glare!>

But you did damn good with this. :) I like it. Tho he talked to Badger, eh? Hmmmm....
Friday, 28 October 2005 16:54
Thanks for all the feedback, folks! You really know how to make a newbie feel welcome.

UnchartedOutlaw: Sorry 'bout that. Thought I was just being "manly and impulsive". I'd like to see your response (There are two Zoe posts out there, why not multiple Mals?)
BELLONA
Friday, 28 October 2005 18:15
"You're the nicest guy I ever got tortured with."

cyberspace would definitely be a funnier place if our big damn heroes had email...

b
Friday, 28 October 2005 22:44
33. Insence HAHA Like off Serenity...
Saturday, 29 October 2005 11:43
This one made me laugh ("what you did tonight" and "tattoo")...and yet, I felt a lump in my throat at several of the answers especially "inspiration".
ANONYMOUS
Thursday, 10 November 2005 13:07
BEST ONES:

13. Have you ever dyed your hair? Yes. Definately didn't work as a blond. Ask Zoe.

32. What did you do last night? .Ate dinner. Argued with Simon. Argued with Jayne. Argued with Inara. Nearly argued with the Shepherd. Played checkers with River (and I'll beat her eventually)

Loved it, very Mal!
ANONYMOUS
Friday, 11 November 2005 23:30
This was great!! Loved all of his responses......he likes the smell of incense huh? lol wonder why...
ANONYMOUS
Sunday, 26 March 2006 20:02
I agree with bellona
Wednesday, 21 March 2007 05:30
Despite the fact that I'm fairly sure Mal would delete a chain email faster than you can say "Wash, quit sendin' me this crap" .. well, I liked it. Especially "incense, lately," "chateau Kaylee," and the one where he argued with everybody. Thanks for a fun read.
MERRYWYN
Sunday, 23 September 2007 05:02
Lol, I needed a luagh and this definately gave me one! Loved 11 and 32 the best! 32 was so Mal that I could just hear him saying it!
Saturday, 19 January 2008 17:43
Realistic despite that he would probably delete that email without answring... and my favs are 4, 15, 32, 38 and 45. :)

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