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Friends Survey -River

Thursday, October 27, 2005

River's crazy responses to the e-mail

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To: Wash, Mal, Zoe, Inara, Book, Simon, River, Jayne

From: River

Subject: Friends Survey

1. What is your occupation? I dont have one, teens dont need jobs!

2. What color is your underwear? Red stars

3. What are you listening to right now? whispering of other people's

thoughts

4. What was the last thing you ate? Apple

5. Do you wish on stars? Wishe's are just figments of the imagination.

Doesnt make sense to wish.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Purple.

7. How is the weather right now? Percipitation is happening.

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Kaylee..on a wave

9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Kaylee and I are best

friends.

10. Name three things other than office supplies/computer/laptop that

are

on your desk right now: A stylus, a rubber bouncy ball, and my boots (I

dont wear them though)

11. Favorite drink? Virgin Mudder's Milk

12. Another MIA one ... how about any tattoos? If no, do you want any

and

if yes, what and/or where? Ink under the skin isnt healthy.

13. Have you ever dyed your hair? Never.

14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? I have 30/10 vision. ( No need for

those)

15. Who do you think Jennifer Aniston should marry next? Jennifer who?

16. Favorite month? September, many twigs laying around

17. Favorite food? Jayne's bread

18. What was the last movie you watched? Been playing to much to watch

movies

19. Favorite day of the year? Not christmas, everyone peeks in the

presents, ruins the spirit

20. What do you do to vent anger? Scream and stress out Simon

21. Favorite Toy as a child? Simon's books, it's always fun to fix them

22. Fall or Spring? Fall

23. Hugs or kisses? Hugs

24. Cherry or Blueberry? HodgeBerries are better than Blueberries

25. Do you want your friends to email you back? Yes, please

26. Who is most likely to respond? Kaylee

27. Who is least likely to respond? Mal

28. Living arra

Comments
Friday, 28 October 2005 00:29
11 and 20 made me laugh out loud!
Friday, 28 October 2005 00:42
These are great, but since when do Simon and River share a room? He had to leave his room in OiS to check on her in hers, and she wasn't there. Of course if you're a fan of the whole crazy space incest subtext....
Friday, 28 October 2005 01:09
I like 45:)
Friday, 28 October 2005 01:34
I would like to see other peoples views on river's answers. So keep em comin.
Friday, 28 October 2005 03:02
I changed it the room one..I knew I was right the first time! And I think there will be other versions!
Friday, 28 October 2005 06:31
This seems entirely too coherent.

I like that her favorite color is purple.
BELLONA
Friday, 28 October 2005 17:48
45 - so very, very true...

b

"he takes such looking after" - river to mal on simon, objects in space
Friday, 28 October 2005 22:37
River is shiny. She has a lot of cool interests.

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