Everybody Loves Jayne
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Watched Jaynestown and Ariel with FAE last night and got to talking about Jayne. Where's it writ that Jayne has to be limited to only one song? Here's to everyone's favorite mercenary. It's a little silly but I needed a break from the serious stuff.
CATEGORY: FILK TIMES READ: 2961 RATING: 9.0 (G) SERIES: FIREFLY
Firefly is really, really great
With Jayne!
I tune in every Friday night and wait
For Jayne!
Whenever he's onscreen
(Jayne!)
He can be obscene
(Jayne!)
Everybody loves him 'cause he's mean
Jaaaayyynne!
Everybody loves Jayne
Everybody loves Jayne
He'll jump onto a moving train
Jayne! Jayne! Jayne!
He thinks that he can run Serenity
Yay Jayne!
He thinks about guns, sex, and money
Whoo Jayne!
His job is to cause pain
(Jayne!)
He has a woman's name
(Jayne!)
And don't forget he'll beat you with a chain
Of commaaannd (Jayne!)
Everybody loves Jayne
Everybody loves Jayne
River can kill him with her brain
Jayne! Jayne! Jayne!
(Let's hear it!)
Everybody loves Jayne!
Everybody loves Jayne!
He's lewd and crude and one awesome dude
Jayne! Jayne! Jayne!
Jaaayynne! Jaaayynne!
Everybody loves,
Everybody loves,
Everybody loves Jayne!
"Now let's get back to our increasingly eerie-ass day."
with "The Internet is for Porn" from the musical 'Avenue Q'.
Shiny.
"And don't forget he'll beat you with a chain
Of commaaannd (Jayne!)"
I think would of been better if it was more like,
"And don't forget he'll beat you down with a chain 'cause he's Jayne! Jayne! Jayne!"
But yeah I sing it in a toon and it's just awsome and really funny. Excellent job!
"Everybody loves Jayne!"
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