PART ONE

Oh, hello there!

This is my first post, so please excuse if it seems to rushed, i'm in a bit of a hurry.

As you're reading this i'm kinda-sorta being chased by a Leprechaun.

I know, you may be thinking that i'm some sort of fucking nutcase, but hear me out

I and the Leprechaun usually have an annual Poker match, and for the first time i actually lost the game.

Oh, shit! The battery is dead. I'll promise that in my next post i'm going to properly explain what the hell is going on.

NOTE TO SELF: Never, and i mean NEVER try to play a game of Poker for a Leprechaun's pot-of-gold. No matter if you both lose or win, it'll always result in a life-or-death scenario.

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