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My mechanical doll [Oh, you beautiful doll]

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Jayne + lovebot = ? [GG]

CATEGORY: FILK    TIMES READ: 4197    RATING: 10.0 (G)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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My mechanical doll, My Jayne mechanical doll.

The Cortex was the way I sought you

I saved for you and now I've bought you

In stocking feet you stand 6 foot 4

You look swai standing on my bedroom floor

Oh, oh, oh, oh; My Jayne mechanical doll.

My mechanical doll, My Jayne mechanical doll.

We played chase and then I caught you;

The naughty things that I have taught you!

We loved for hours on the bedroom mat

You lay there naked in your cunning hat

Oh, oh, oh, oh; My Jayne mechanical doll.

My mechanical doll, My Jayne mechanical doll.

Some bots are big, but Jayne is larger

Should see the size of his re-charger!

When it comes to sexing you are the best

By day and night I barely get a rest!

Oh, oh, oh, oh; My Jayne mechanical

He's not botanical

Oh, oh, oh, oh; My Jayne mechanical doll.

Comments
Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:32
I'm suddenly imagining an episode where the crew of Firefly finds out that Jayne sold their physical likenesses to a doll manufacturer, and the pact they make to destroy them all before they can be shipped.

Unfortunately, they accidentally activate the dolls, and the very well armed security guards are coming. In their desperation to flee, crew and dolls get mixed up... Trauma and hilarity happen, and the crew manages to succeed in eliminating the dolls.

However, they accidentally leave one of their living crew members behind. The end of the episode is the delivery of a mail order catalog doll to some rich persons house, only for the very much alive and very much naked "doll" to bust out of the packaging and high tail it out of there.
Wednesday, 22 September 2010 17:13
(take my episode idea i don't mind you can totally steal it but seriously you should write that like ASAP yep yep)
Monday, 08 November 2010 13:47
Excellent filk, and yes, someone needs to write that story!
Sunday, 19 December 2010 15:27
What a hilarious poem! (Psst! Do you ever loan out your Jayne doll?)
Saturday, 02 July 2011 14:26
What a hilarious, shiny idea, Bytemite! I just might do it!

Should the crew member be River? Perhaps thinking to herself: "Oh, not again! I'm naked in front of total strangers AGAIN! AND they're lusting after me!"

- or should we get to see a bit more of Kaylee? Preferably a LOT more, hee hee... :)

How would Inara handle this? Hell, how would Zoe?

Or should I give the ladies a treat and put Simon in that predicament? Kaylee could confront the lady of the house and demand: "What you doin' lookin' at my sweetie like that?! And Simon - why're you NAKED in front of ladies who ain't ME?!"

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