Kaylee's Diary

KEEP OUT

That means you, Jayne!

What a night! If I hadn'ta been there, I wouldn't believe it myself. We were holed up in some pretty decent digs, thanks to the captain's new favorite client, while we fumigated Serenity on account of the spiders that came in on that shipment of potted flowers and those cute little miniture trees. Cap and Zoe were in one room, schmoozing the client - that's what the captain said, I swear, schmooze. And me, Wash and Jayne were just killing time in the next room. Jayne's only been on board for a few weeks and he acts all tough and everything but we get on like a house on fire. So Jayne's flipping through the free vids and lo and behold, there was one of a very special nature that musta been unlocked by mistake. Let's just say I don't think those folks were getting naked cuz their clothes need washing. Wash sees it and start cracking jokes about the vid, and Jayne starts cracking jokes on Wash and I start cracking jokes on the pair of them and menfolk in general. The talking died down for a spell and we just watched the movie. Now, you know me, which is to say I know me, and I was getting a little excited watching all that action, specially since I've been left to my own devices -literally- since I got this job.

Anyway, Wash says something that must've affronted Jayne's sense of manly courage, cuz all of a sudden, he's daring us all to get nekkid – Jayne, not Wash. I held my peace but Wash tried calling his bluff, which was kinda dumb cuz everyone knows Jayne don't mind who sees him in his skin. So before you could spit, there's Jayne, peeling outta his clothes and standing there in all his glory -and it was some glory- jibing at Wash. Not to be outdone, I guess, Wash started getting nekkid too. He stopped about halfway in and they both looked at me. Guess I'd figured all that bold talk was just for the guys, but I took my kit off too, cuz I don't care who sees me in my skin either, especially not after I saw Wash in the alltogether.

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