Blue Sun Room FICTION - ROMANCE

This is Your Brain on Drugs (1/?)

Sunday, March 18, 2007

<b>"This is your brain, Mal," Inara impatiently explains, poking the captain in the temple. "That?" She makes a vague motion towards the bed. "Was your brain on drugs." Mal furrows his brow. "Crazy, love-makin' drugs?" he asks. Inara sighs. "Crazy, love-making drugs," she confirms.</b> Under the influence of a substance that causes intense--and frequent--bouts of sexual desire, Mal and Inara struggle to keep their heads in a situation rapidly escalating out of their control. But the question becomes...do they want to stay in control after all? [Mal/Inara humor/smut, post-BDM]

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 3667    RATING: 10.0 (NC17)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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Part One: In Which Our Heroes Discern that There is a Definite Problem

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The second the liquid hits Inara's lips, she knows something is wrong. Every fiber of her being screams out, begging her mouth to close against the hot drink, straining against the effects already taking place in her body. Inara's eyes, wide and pleading, catch Mal's equally-as-alarmed gaze for one fleeting moment. Then the deed is done, and heavy earthenware mugs fall from both their hands as a filmy blackness settles over Inara's lids and she gives herself over to whatever unseen force is guiding her limbs.

~*~

There's skin, and lots of it. The play of fire flickering across tawny browns and light caramels. The warmth of candles spreading a glow across the room, heating flesh as it's revealed, as clothing and defenses drop to the floor in the hungry rush for mouth against mouth. His hands cradle her head, tilting her chin so that he can slant his lips over hers, his tongue a wet, langorous slide against her own. He kisses without any real style, any consistent pattern. It's very obviously whatever feels good to him, and the lovely part is--

It feels good to her, too.

All of it, from the hot, dry drag of his lips, to the restless stroke of his knuckles against her breasts. He kisses her and she likes what he tastes of: moonlight and tang and the dull grit of protein. The way he brings her body up and against his erection, she wagers he likes the taste of her, also. His hands are rough and hot and steady and strong, hands that were made for shooting, for supporting, for punching, for caressing. She falls back into those hands and lets him go to work, kneading the muscles in her back, rubbing circles in her skin until his thumbs are running right against her nipples.

Then when his hands touch her center, right where she's aching, the slow, tantalizing entry of fingers against her folds. No one is ever as gentle, no one ever works her quite so masterfully, and she thinks it's because Malcolm Reynolds make

Comments
Sunday, 18 March 2007 10:19
Heeheehee

No idea WHERE you got this idea from but snaps for it. Can't wait for an update 'cos, hey, it's hot AND funny. What more can you want?

Well done, 10/10!

xx
Sunday, 18 March 2007 10:43
great job. I want to know who done it......
Sunday, 18 March 2007 10:55
Why can I see River looking very, very innocent about now?
Sunday, 18 March 2007 12:11
That was hilarious and hot, awesome.

I'm curious about who drugged them, but even more curious to know if anyone else was effected.
Sunday, 18 March 2007 13:05
*Is silent for a few moments, in awe of the hotness just read*


......

....Woah, good fic.
Sunday, 18 March 2007 15:08
Woo-hoo! That was... fun. ;)

Just as hot as those two having sex should be, and still properly snarky and soooo in character. But - I'm thinking that by the morning the drugs were completely gone. They were just turning each other on and makin excuses LOL!

BTW, mmm you do write a sexy Mal.

I have to ask about this bit:

> And Inara knows, mostly from past experience, that Mal talking is anything but "not entirely unpleasant."

Hmmm. Awfully familiar to me. Intentional? Please please tell me it was intentional and I'll squeeee with joy!
Sunday, 18 March 2007 15:22
YAY YOU GOT THE SHOUTOUT! i have to confess, I couldnt remember your handle, because I'm relatively new to fandom...but the Fish Job is my ALLTIME favorite...so yayyy! :) I'm estatic you liked!
Sunday, 18 March 2007 15:54
SSSSSQQQQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Sunday, 18 March 2007 16:10
This is brilliant though even hotter than suspecting someone drugged them into doing it would be finding out that there were no drugs involved at all! Ah ha, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal of emotions finally getting the better of the pair of them. Oh yeah, think they're going to be joined at the hip for a long while yet - hooray! Ali :~)
You can't take the sky from me
Sunday, 18 March 2007 17:56
Criminy jistmas!

That was... that was very hot.

I think I need an ice pack and a bottle of water.

Much as I'd like to agree with SpaceAnJL and blame River, I somehow doubt that she'd use drugs to get the job done; she'd most likely use one of her uncanny mental faculties to make them give into their desires...

Since none of the other crew members have much experience (that we know of) with mind-altering drugs with the possible exception of Simon, and since his Hippocratic Oath probably has something to say about drugging your captain and a registered Companion...

I fear that there may be a much deeper plot afoot...

...On the other hand, I could be reading too much into it.

Please continue posthaste!
Sunday, 18 March 2007 18:22
Well...you're right that it isn't a crewmember...and you're right that you're reading too deep into it, lol. I fear once people see what actually happened, there will be a collective groan and a roll of their eyes. :P But hey...everyone's REALLY here for the smut, right?
Sunday, 18 March 2007 18:40
Wham...bam...GODDAMN! This was just friggin' unbelievable! The level of perfection in the Mal/Inara snark and lovemaking completely blew my mind!

:D

And I get the feeling that while it ain't a crewmember...it IS someone who knows the crew and doesn't want them to come to harm. Maybe Sheydra's trying to mitigate the loss of her friend?

;D

BEB
Tuesday, 20 March 2007 00:23
great dialogue and hot to boot

The "Just Say No" policy was a huge failure Inara...no matter how many red ribbons you tie.
OUTTABREATH
Saturday, 29 August 2009 23:07
This (and the rest) is amazing. Hot and funny, my favorite combo!

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