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Friday, December 8, 2006

Okay, just wrote this in my lunch hour, and it seemed ... I thought you all might enjoy it! It's from a comment from BlueEyedBrigadier on the first part of LOST, and there may well be a sequel if this goes down well!

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“You’re lost.”

“I ain't lost.”

“We’ve been going around in circles.”

“I told you, I ain't lost!”

“I know we’ve passed that bush at least twice.”

“Doctor …”

“I know because there’s a piece of my shirt attached to it.”

Mal turned to look at the young man. “I … ain't … lost!”

Jayne, standing behind Simon, looked at Mal. “So you mean the rest of us are lost and you’re just taggin’ along for the ride?”

“I know where I'm going!” Mal glared at him.

“Sure.” Hank sat down on a rock and pulled off his boot. “You’re not lost. We get that. Just … dimensionally challenged.” He delved inside his footwear and removed something he dropped quickly to the ground next to him.

Mal’s glare transferred to his pilot. “Someone else wanna lead?”

“Can’t do as bad as you,” Jayne said, settling his guns a little more comfortably.

“Why don’t you contact Serenity?” Simon suggested. “They can pinpoint us, tell us which way to go to get to the rendezvous.”

“And tell them what, doctor?” Mal asked, hitching his thumbs into his pants.

“How about that we took a wrong turn?”

“This is the jungle,” Mal said slowly. “How the hell do we take a wrong turn in the jungle?” He pulled his shirt away from the small of his back, feeling it stick again immediately.

“Then tell them we took a wrong vine.” Simon sat down next to Hank, moving him over. “I don’t care.”

“Zoe wouldn’t be lost,” Hank said conversationally, tipping his boot up and making sure nothing else was inside. “She’d know exactly where she was.”

“Zoe ain’t here,” Mal ground out. “And for a damn good reason.”

“Why’d they not like women?” Jayne asked, leaning against a tree. “Don’t seem natural.”

“I don’t know. When we find them, we can ask.”

Jayne’s face took on a disquieted look. “Don’t think they’re sly, do ya?”

“A whole settlement?” Simon asked, crossing his arms.

“Look,” Mal interrupted, his voice loud. “All we have to do is find this place, deliver the packages and get paid. That’s it. Nothing else.”

Comments
Friday, 08 December 2006 13:58
Lol, please continue! This looks great I'll definitely read more. :)
Friday, 08 December 2006 23:17
I'm a little confused, I thought Jayne was the brilliant tracker so why in the nine hells is Mal leading the way round and round the jungle? This did make me laugh fit to bust and nope, Mal is not going to be allowed to forget this and neither will Hank be allowed to forget the stink he stepped in! Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me
Saturday, 09 December 2006 03:45
Oh AMDOBELL...the clues were coming in hard and fast with this! They're somehow stuck on an entire planet controlled by the Dharma Initiative!

;D

Fantastic stuff, Jane0904! Sequel, stat! Cuz the hilarity contained here is too brilliant to let go with only one kick at the can:D

BEB

P.S. I inspired this? Damn...I'm good, aren't I? Yep...definitely top 3 percent;)
Saturday, 09 December 2006 06:20
A sequel would be nice here.
Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:46
Oh Gorram yes, please, please, write a sequel. this was hilarious!
Friday, 15 December 2006 12:57
That's really funny!
HORATIOFROG
Tuesday, 07 August 2007 04:08
Loved the polar bear reference. Makes me wonder about all the jungles we know of that have them... :)

Oh, and all the guys out and completely lost? Classic.
Saturday, 02 February 2008 02:29
“Hey, I think I saw a polar bear!”

'Lost' indeedy!

b
Tuesday, 22 April 2008 18:19
You have the best sense of humor. And I love that Frey adoesn't just tell him, she makes him aske for it. Someone needs to knock him around a bit, remind him who's in charge.

AMDOBELL said something about Jayne being an expert tracker... Probably lettign Mal lead the wild goose chase so he can go on about later.

You keep this up, I might have start a fan club...

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