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The Browncoats Book Of Haikus And Tankas: VILLIANS

Thursday, November 2, 2006

Haikus and Tankas about the Villains of the Firefly/Serenity universe

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VILLIANS

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Tanka #32

There were none to best

His swordsmanship till that whore’s

Man cheated him with

A broken blade and a punch.

No honor lost to a cheat.

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Haiku #80

This here moon is hers.

Ain’t a’feered of nobody,

Least of all that Mal!

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Haiku #81

Run meat, run, run, run;

Meat on the hoof is sweetest.

Run meat, run, run, run.

H

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Haiku #82

His fancy hat sits

Atop pure genius, just ask

And he will tell you.

H

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Tanka #33

The twins are confused.

Mal doesn’t run from a fight,

He protects his crew.

But he will fight when he’s pushed

And those he fights don’t like it.

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Haiku #83

The Alliance is

Running his ‘verse, taking all

Freedom, leaving fear.

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Haiku #84

Two by two, hands of

Blue, two by two, hands of blue;

They will come for you!

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Tanka #34

His stare is intense,

But he obeys his master

Niska; regardless

Of the morals, it’s easy

Since he has none of his own.

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Haiku #85

Lets meet the real you.

I only want to assist

In enlightenment.

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Tanka #35

You’re a fool Malcolm

Reynolds, trusting and stupid;

Ready for the kill,

It was easy to take your

Ship – Candy from a baby.

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Haiku #86

Names aren’t important

Neither are titles. Why do

I call him Captain?

H

h

Haiku #87

For a woman to

Know her place, A real man must

First take her virtue.

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Haiku #88

She wants to be in

Charge of the Heart Of Gold, so

She’s down on her knees.

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Tanka #36

Well here I am. Who’s

The bigger fool? The one who

Is insane, One who

Follows the insane, or me

For falling into her trap.

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Tanka #37

The show is worthless,

And it cost too much to produce.

There is no profit

In quality programming,

The vapid have more money.

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A/N: Let me know if I missed one of your favorites. Another chapter is in the works. And Yes, Tanka #37 is a dig at… Well, we all know.

Comments
Thursday, 02 November 2006 23:25
All great. Thanks for puttin' 'em out for us.
Saturday, 04 November 2006 06:53
You even got Fox execs in on the project! That's just neat, Zucht:D

Haiku 88 gave me a tad bit of difficulty in deciphering who it meant unless it clicked that it would be Burgess being a twat;)

BEB
REAVERFLIESOFVOLTURIS
Friday, 15 August 2008 22:47
Fox should've learned by now: neer cancel the shows with low ratings. Cancel the ones that violently murder your IQ while pretending to be worth something.

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