Mustang Bar over Mineral Wells way is a good place to drink cheap, but it's a better place for a bar-fight. Someone there's always lookin' for a brawl, 'specially with the days as long n' hot n' dry as they are at the moment.

MAL

Well, I could do with a good punch-up. Being held at gun-point gets on my nerves a mite. Being held at gun-point by you - well, that don't make it no better. 'Sides, I'd like to see how you do in a fight.

(pause)

Zoe - why don't you stay here with Wash and have yourself some time alone. Jayne, you an' I'll take the four-wheel over to Mineral Wells, and get to know each other.

ZOE

(sarcastically)

Aye-aye Cap'n! You two boys behave yourselves now, y'hear?

(beat)

Oh, and Jayne - if you're thinkin' of double-crossing us and putting a hurtin' on the Captain, here .... don't even try.

(In interview fashion)

So how long you been with those bandits, Jayne Cobb? And what kind of a name is Jayne, anyway?

JAYNE

It's a manly name, is what it is - call me a girl and I'll put you through the table. T