Otherwise known as the Llama Song. Really silly song. And there's a Firefly/River icon now that kinda plays on it, but doesn't go all the way through the song. So I thought I'd give it new lyrics, just for fun. If anyone wants to try recording and animating it in the style of Llama Llama Duck, that would be just fine with me.

Please note that "Zoe" at the end is to be read as the short version rather than the two-syllable version.

Here’s a River

There’s a River

And another little River

Crazy River

Cogent River

River River

Book

River River

Protein

River

Bible

Axe

Tomato

River

River River

Kaylee

River

River River

Book

I was once a princess

Locked up in a school

Supposed to be a genius

But I felt a fool

I was only three years dead

Before I told my tale

And now listen little child

To the safety rail

Did you ever see a River

Dance with River

On the River

River River

Deadly River

River River

Book

Half a River

Twice the River

Not a River

Malcolm

River

River in a bar

Alarm a River

River

Book

Is this what it is now?

Is the story told?

Is it made of tragedy?

Reavers

Ankle

Zoe

Now this job is wearing thin

And my faith is shook

Time for me to retire now

Take my vows like Book