DREADPIRATE

Man, I wanna be in the Browncoat army. You know, liberty and justice and tight pants for all.

STEAMER

I was working the other day with the student fireman I mentioned a couple of entries ago - the one with whom I was working on the Nathan hydrostatic lubricator (snerk snerk snerk...) He's qualified now, so the other day I went from working with him to working on him. :wink: We were discussing our preferences toward motive power and he wanted to know if I had a picture of my favourite engine as the background wallpaper for my cell phone. My answer was a resounding No - wanna see what my wallpaper is? He says sure. So out comes my phone, and sitting pretty on the screen is our beloved

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Or thats what Olympia DuKakis would like us to believe! I have survived the open close, only to close every night from Sunday to Wednesday. This means that since Friday evening I have seen #2 for exactly 15 minutes! I see #1 and BG each night/morning as they are vampires and are only up in the nighttime. I am astonished (as the weeks go by) at how many overweight people there are in fast food. Astonished because I have become the amazing shrinking woman. 12 pounds in the last month alone. At this rate I will dissolve into nothingness within 6 months. Stay tuned for the Amazing Dissolving Mom

FIDDLER

So... true story. The water was cut off today, and I forgot and flushed the toilet after peeing and it roared. First it gurgled and spit, then in what sounded like Latin but could have been Greek, began to curse me and threaten to devour my children. I'm also pretty sure it said it wanted a Popsicle. It then began to meow violently and roar and cough, then clear it's throat. Understandably I was somewhat concerned because my toilet neither has a throat nor does it speak Latin or Greek (as it was made in Taiwan). Further more, I have no children. I'm not sure at what point I discovered it was possessed by Lucifer's legion, perhaps it was the chill in the air, or the random objects flying at me, but I know I was certain of the fact when it threatened to devour my soul... in French. Now the French have done some unforgivable things in the past but this was understandably unsettling. Needless to say I shan't be shitting anytime soon. A friend recommended that i recite the following every time I go to the bathroom, followed by the Lord's prayer. "And shepherds we shall be for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. - In nomine Patris - Et Filii Et Spiritus Sancti." I'm pretty sure that's from the boondock saints, and it won't work, so I've taken to using the bathroom downstairs. In other news I am mobilizing Texas Browncoats to force a secession from the union and the creation of a free Independent Texas Republic. I doubt it will work, but I'm kinda banking on a few free beers, some laughs, and a few party favors from Buddha/Santa. Notably a Rocket, a Pony, a Laptop, and a really cool Battle Scar with which to entice beautiful women as I regale them with tales of my heroics. Yes I said it. Heroics. Further more, I am submitting that the Alamo be renames, Serenity Valley because... well, because, I'm not exactly sure why we want to remember the Alamo. And another thing. My Ex is going about dragging my name, and a good name it is at that, through the mud. You know why we fell out? (Trust me, I couldn't make this up) She asked me if she was prettier than River, Kaylee, and Inara. I told her to shut her blasphemous mouth immediately. Our Lord the captain might hear. Then she called me retarded because during a race, deciding it would be better to outrun the cops since I didn't think they had seen us, and they were after someone else, I initiated it by saying, "what are we waiting for? let's be bad guys." So now she's telling everyone lies about me. A lot of them untrue, unpleasing, and did I mention lies? Meaghan.Bloody.Court. She is a plague. Okay this whole post was completely random. Sorry for wasting your time. Cheers.

MANICGIRAFFE

So they're making a

JONNYQUEST

More than one Browncoat has expressed a doldrummy feeling this year. This is not a cup of Christmas cheer

LEIASKY

As soon as I get the chance to sit down and write out a detailed description of the events that happened this weekend, I'll post them up on my live journal for everyone to read. They'll be far too long to put here and I frankly only want to put this in one place rather than a few different ones. I'll post the link when I get the first post done.

JONNYQUEST

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JONNYQUEST

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