In Which the Steamer Thoroughly Sucks at Life

Friday, July 18, 2008 11:57 PM

Try to do something nice for everybody, come to find everybody giving it a thumbs down. Try to make life easier on one person and just end up making it harder both on them and on someone else. Try to use your initiative and come to find nobody needed or wanted it and you should have just parked yourself and stayed the hell out of the way.

O me, O life, how the hell much longer do I have to put up with you? How much more rain do you have to dump on me before the rainbow breaks? How many more times, life, do you insist on being a flock of pigeons in the park that take off and crap all over me in return for feeding you?

Best of all, O me, O life, how damned long do I have to deal with you and have no one to lean on?

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