MANWITHPEZ'S BLOG
What I Say As Opposed To What I Think 3,657: Electric Boogaloo!
Friday, August 12, 2005 4:25 AM
All right people! You heard the man and you know the drill!Also, this blog is rated PG-13 for coarse language! Still here? Thought so!
At Work:
The SWOSS (That's Star Wars Obssessed Staff Sergeant): I just want to meet Ray Park...That's my big reason for going. And Peter Mayhew...I mean, who doesn't want to meet Chewbacca?
manwithpez: (So, you want to get your picture made with Toad? Darth Maul was a pussy! That reminds me of that song from Clerks): CHEWBACCA! HE'S MY FAVORITE WOOKIE!!!
At Home:
'lilmanwithpez: I HAVE TO PEE, DATTY! I HAVE TO PEEEE!
manwithpez: (Oh! What a little chip off the old block he is!) Go...go,go,go,go,GO!!!
At Home Again:
daughterlikemother: I think the big TV should be all of ours, and that we all get to say what we watch.
manwithpez: (Well, well, well. How the meek have risen. That argument is almost logical.) Well, I think that I bought and paid for this TV, and we're watching Dragonball Z and not Doodlebops!
At Work Again:
Alex Rico: (In a very heavy Puerto Rican accent) They think because I don't say very much that I am pure. But, I am dirty.
manwithpez: (That may be the funniest fucking thing I've heard in my life.) BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Alex Rico: I am a dirty motherfucker.
manwithpez: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
At The Library:
Library Man: Are you sure that you didn't see that book over there?
manwithpez: (First off, I'm not a Card Catalog, and have never made such claims. Second...you WORK here...as a librarian, you're supposed to know where the gorram books are! And third...Aren't you supposed to be a hot chick in glasses who looks like she's about to yank her hair down and drag me behind the stacks, or have I been misled by all that porn?) Yes, it's not there.
At Work Again:
The SWOSS: So, why don't you think you can sleep at night?
manwithpez: (I could tell you, but I won't.) I could tell you, but...it's none of your goddamn business!
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