MANWITHPEZ'S BLOG
What I Think Other People Are Thinking Of Me
Tuesday, May 31, 2005 12:06 PM
Anyone who's been here awhile, and has had the chance to peruse other flylogs that I've done may think that I could possibly be the weirdest person ever born. Well, it was a forceps delivery, after 48 hours of labor, and I was bruised, to say the least...my father turned to my mother (my father thought I had been inexorably damaged in the delivery, thus, retarded) and said "We'll learn to love it." (Man, I wish they'd stop telling that story). But, I have since tried to guess what people may be thinking...manwithpez: Yeah, here's that letter you wanted typed.
Boss1: (And, in five minutes...if you're this quick, how come you never seem to get anything done) Thanks.
manwithpez: I got the milk.
wifewithpez: (If you hadn't drank the last of it last night, I wouldn't have had to send you out in the morning to get me some more, you selfish prick) Thanks.
manwithpez: I'm not sure I'm gonna pass the PT test.
SSgtTester: (Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're not gonna pass it either) I'm sure you'll do fine.
manwithpez: I have to pee.
FFF.net(Collectively): (GROAN!) Yeah, you do that pez.
manwithpez: Hello? Hello? ...hello?
sonwithpez: (Heavy breathing...man, I wish this person who claims to be my father would get off the phone. What makes him think he's worthy of speaking to my toddler greatness. He is nothing compared to the goddess that is mother. Bastard) Mommy?
manwithpez: You can not have candy for breakfast!
daughterlikemother: (Yeah, right. That's why I saw you eat like 4 pieces while trying to hide it from me) Yes I can!
manwithpez: Check it out Dad. I ripped this video off a DVD, reformatted it, and copied it over to my PDA. Pretty cool, huh?
RetiredSMSgtDad: (For the last time, your devices hold nothing next to mine! But, that is pretty cool, I wish I could pull off something like that, but I'll never tell him that.) Your PDA is heavy son, and I'm sure that eats batteries.
manwithpez: When are you coming to see us, Mom?
momwithpez: (Are my gandchildren there? Otherwise, why are you calling?) Soon, Bryan.
Frankly, I'm looking forward to doing another one of these, as I begin a quest to get something...anything published. And, for my own mental health safety, I've toned down what I think these people really think of me. Except my kids. The looks I get sometimes...
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