MANWITHPEZ'S BLOG
Why? (The Sequel)
Tuesday, April 19, 2005 2:13 PM
Why, after stating on this website the absurdity of staring at a tree stump and thinking it was a squirrel, did I stand out in my backyard not two days later and do the same thing?Why does the squadron across the road have a static display of two bombs aimed right for the door?
Why do I subscribe to pay channels that I never, ever watch?
Why do I struggle to lose four or five pounds over the course of five days, only to regain them on the weekends?
Why do I, a man with rapidly graying hair, choose to wear that hair in a nondirectional spike?
Why is it that you never seem to notice your parents age(I mean that as a verb) until you look at a photograph of them?
Why is it, when I'm enjoying reading something, I flip forward to see how much of it is left?
Why are grandparents so damn nice to their grandchildren, and so damn mean to their kids?
Why did my wife tell me that she loved the way I dressed when we met, then proceeded to get rid of almost every article of clothing I owned?
Why write a sequel to a strange flylog entitled: Why?
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