CAPTION TIGHTPANTS 22
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, April 12, 2005 17:42
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Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:
I know, I know, Heart of Gold came later after this ep. So sue me.
Nah, that helps make it funny! Timeline is irrelevant. Reality is useless. Sensibility is futile. You will be eaten...err...assimilated... no wait, we're gorram Reavers! You will be raped, eaten and sewn into my Joe Boxers!
right. um...
INARA: You learn these things when...when there's an arrow in your butt!
MAL: Easy with the yankin'!
(my apologies to Shrek)
Cilantro!
TCM
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Mal: Is it* out yet?!?
Inara: NO, and this would go alot faster if you would stop clenching!!
*Use your imagination.
-Ratboy
edit- I had not seen Tenth's post when I wrote this.
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Mal: OH! So THAT'S what that mysterious needle was for!
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
INARA: And swear you will NEVER call me a whore again.
MAL: YES. By all that's holy, YES. Just don't let go of my suspenders*.
* Okay, "braces," instead of suspenders, for all you nitpickers out there
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Next up: Early "Nutcrusher" Jubal and the Firebuggers
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Mal: Ice down the back of the shirt again? Oy! Can't you think of something better to do with your off time, Inara?
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Its good to see that the time honored tradition of slapping someone's sunburn once they get back from vacation will still be around 500 years in the future.
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Inara: You will drink the blood of Kali!
(WHIPCRACK)
Mal: OW! The critics have been saying I'm more like Han Solo, not Indiana Jones! Get away from me with that whip!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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DAMN! That was my immediate thought! Good on ye, Kaylee4Simon.
Quote:
Originally posted by Kaylee4Simon:
It's Mal, lord of the dance!
"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"
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Mal: Inara! Ex-lax in my tea is not what I thought you meant when you said you wanted to "clean my pipes!"
Inara: April Fool's!
Mal: That was last week! Where's the gorram bathroom?!
[edited because I copied the wrong picture link]
I mock you with my monkey pants
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