CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #17
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 8, 2005 07:28
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I'll second (third, fourth, whatever) Knibblet's kudos. Great work, TCM!!
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
A little known line on Jubal Early's resume: "O-Face Contest Second Runner Up"
[Just watched Office Space again and it's the only thing I could think of
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Originally posted by SoupCatcher:
I'll second (third, fourth, whatever) Knibblet's kudos. Great work, TCM!!
Sure is alot of kindness bein' done me!
Thanks again, just glad to be doin' good works.
Now to avail myself of some of this trade...
JUBAL(thinking): That ruttin' Browncoat almost busted my plow. For a second there, I thought he may have hit my-
JUBAL: -*urrrr* gorram *uhh* 3 second *haaaah* delay...
Cilantro!
TCM
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Jubal Early shows his supernatural speed and quickness by catching a gumball between his teeth.
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Joss (OS): Hey, don't look at me. He who smelt it dealt it.
Jubal: Does that seem right to you?
or
Simon (OS): Sir, are you classified as human?
Jubal: Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
or
Jubal, upon hearing he was going to the special hell
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Jubal Early learns he's allergic to sp-leather.
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Jubal: Little man just loved fire. Every time he made a face like this...
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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.
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Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jubal: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP!!
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, without the pesky falling boxes
An expansion of my previous post:
Jubal: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP!! Urgh, I shouldnt've eaten that strawberry the mechanic left on the exhaust manifold.
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Jubal:"Wearing red leather does NOT mean I'm sly!"
River:"Does too, Jubal."
Jubal:"One of these days, bang, zoom... To the moon, River, to the moon!!"
(nod to Jackie Gleason and The Honeymooners 
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(means I'm showing my age though 
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MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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Or...............
"Thank you, thank you! For my next trick I'd like to try a little thing I call target vomiting....."
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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