theory on firefly cancellation
POSTED BY: billyslummer
UPDATED: Tuesday, September 28, 2004 01:29
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Okay. Since there appears to be room on the bandwagon, count me in 
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Any product that requires manufacturing will not show an immediate profit. You do not make back the initial investment in three months. If this kind of logic had been applied to other business decisions we would not have television.
Now, is there a one to one correlation between television shows and manufactured products such as a television set? Not really. But there's enough overlap for the analogy to hold, IMHO.
Oh, and I add my vote to the suggestion this thread gets moved to Troll Country.
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Originally posted by SergeantX:
Is this another one of those pro-Bush threads?
SergeantX
"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock
Billy sounds more like a Pro Kerry type. Making no sense what so ever, but utterly convinced of his own delusion.
" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "
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Sir, I apologize. You had this box full of correct spelling and punctation on back order. We are truly sorry we did not get it to you in time. We also apologize to anyone else who was injured in the use of the temporary Gerry-rigged spelling and punctuation at Billy's disposal.
Also, your dad issued a recall on your genes, since it seems he ate lead paint chips and drank water from a uranium mine before impregnating his sister-mother to create you. While this is a voluntary recall, it is suggested that you participate for the safety of yourself and those around you.
Futhermore, while your original theory, while projected in a juvenile manner, does hold some water. However, you, shockingly, forgot to include the variables of time slot and directorial input. The reason why Firefly lost money is because Fox didn't give it the chance to make money. But I guess you like dumb bimbos and retard-level acting from "Reality TV."
In closing, I hope you and your sister have a good time making another baby, adding the already dozens of generations of selective inbreeding that is the trademark of your family. And while she swallows yet another portion of your weak, inbred, chromasonally disfunctional, radioactive boy-juice, I hope that latest episode of Survivor is worth the price we all pay for the loss of intelligent programming.
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GrayJedi:
Ummm, sorry. Billy's not here anymore. I persuaded him to "lean in and take one for the team", as Dennis Miller once said, proposing that child molesters should off themselves... For the good of the community, y'know?
If only it'd been this easy with Dahmer or Gacy, hmmm?
Still, you've effectively expressed your displeasure with the deceased, through some truly (truly... truly) disturbing imagery. That's the trouble with trolls and evil spirits: They're so infectious...
A final thought on Billy: Makes you reconsider the concept of Reavers, doesn't it?
Soothingly,
zoid
P.S.
He's not really dead. He's probably just gone to church. He'll be back later.
v/r,
zed
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Hello zoid no i have not been at church rather i have been fighting theory1 with the help of theory2 however we failed and theory2 was destroyed(it just wasn't able to explain how if theory1 was everywhere how was it growing in size)
I have been trying to find some help from you people to fight theory1 together but it seems all i will find here is petty insults and much much worse the dreaded YOU SPELT _____ WRONG OMG YOR DUMB. It seems it was silly of me to come here at all i should of known you would not understand about the theorys (if you could create your own theorys you wouldn't be here)
very well i will go but first one final piece of advice theory1s greatest strengh is its logic therefore its weakness is inlogic perhaps zoid if you try to explain to it how anything you wrote could ever be classified as insulting or logical or as you put it whacking, theory1 may explode from lack of logic
I will now leave you in piece to deal with the master theory i only hope you can handle it on your own
thank you for your time
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Boy, this f*ckstick is living proof that it's a bad idea when siblings marry.
You know. . .I realize it's an even MORE juvenile response to such antics, but I really, truly wish I could just find folks like this in person and pound them into a grease spot.
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Originally posted by billyslummer:
It seems it was silly of me to come here at all
I think that would be the general consensus...
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theory1s greatest strengh is its logic therefore its weakness is inlogic
I have no idea what inlogic is. Do you suppose it's similar to kryptonite?
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thank you for your time
No, no, thank you.
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The Thing That Wouldn't Go Away wrote:
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I will now leave you in piece to deal with the master theory i only hope you can handle it on your own
It couldn't really have been that easy, could it?
C'mon, THETHEORY, or theory 1, or Plan 9 From Outer Space, or whatever you're calling yourself... Let's hear what you've got to say, next...
I'm guessing ALL CAPS, and crazier than a sh*thouse rat. As an aside to the sane people who may be following the proceedings, I just know this is some pimple-faced, 5th-term juco frosh's attempt at creative writing for English 101 ("third try's the charm", so keep your chin up!)... Fortunately, they put pictures of the food items on the register keys at McDonald's, so his/her/its future career won't be dependent upon linguistic skills...
Expectantly,
zoid
P.S.
It's just like shooting fish in a barrel... But, I'll administer the coup de grace soon. Heh, heh! Dumbass brought a penknife to a sword fight.
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Ladies and gentlemen I sincerely suggest not writing another word to this thread. At the risk of sounding unkind, Billyslummer is not a well and balanced individual. Go to this site and you will see what I mean.
http://www.drunkduck.com/thestabbining/
Please let this thread fade away. And, Billy, please speak with someone about your angsts.
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Originally posted by billyslummer:
the dreaded YOU SPELT _____ WRONG OMG YOR DUMB.
And punctuation. Don't forget the punctuation. It puts pauses in your words so the reader doesn't run out of breath just from reading it. Like this.
Spelling and punctuation you buck-toothed, father-raping, sister-breeding, cow-siring, sow-slurping, tree-humping, sheep-loving, fox-executive-petting, rapcore-listening, heehaw-looking, knuckle-dragging, pedophile-endorsing, satan-worshiping, macaroni-shalacking, piss-swilling, feces-licking, bottom-feeding, scum-sucking, grandma-pleasing, self-propagating, man-fondling, computer-violating, anus-penetrating, crotch-sniffing, pit-dwelling, dirt-eating, malodious PEASANT! Know your place!
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