Today in the Tags
POSTED BY: 6ixStringJack
UPDATED: Monday, August 24, 2026 17:03
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I mean, for real....
This whole thing reads a lot more to me like somebody hooked the both of them up back in the early 90's on a blind date, and she made the horrible mistake of laughing at his baby dick or something. I don't know man... Trump ain't my daddy. I'm not going to tell you he's packing anything down there. And there are certainly days I could point out where I don't feel he's behaving as though he's got the biggest swinging dick in the room. The small ego of the Baby Dicked Man. 
Maybe she wanted to have that rape fantasy, but she kept ruining it because she couldn't stop laughing. Yanno... like one of those seriously infectious laughs you'd share between brothers or cousins or friends all the time and took for granted as a kid, but you really appreciate them whenever they do infect you for even a just a minute or two between friends or close family as you grow up and things just aren't as funny anymore.
Now I'm picturing her laughing being so infectious that she's even got Trump laughing at the size of his own baby dick.
Just two privileged people born and raised in a society where they had to wear their masks tighter than most of us could ever imagine having to wear without suffocating, possibly having the only genuine moment that either of them, to this day, have ever shared with another adult...
Because before long the mask slipped its way back on and the laughter kind of twists into a Tony Soprano laugh, as he starts telling her through the laughter and slightly gritted teeth that he'll make it worth her while to keep her mouth shut, but she'll be sleeping with the alligators* if she ever tells anyone about this. Even her priest.
(*And upon re-reading for typos, I realize how meta the timing of the construction of Alligator Alcatraz might actually have been in reality...)
Man... the opportunities that women in America have, huh?
$5.4 Million or something stupid on the small end?
I'd be like, you're secret is safe with me bro. $100k and a lifetime membership to Subway and you'll never hear from me again.
Throw in an extra $100k and I'll tell everyone you're "-UGE!" in your Yelp Review.
MAGA! YOLO! BOGO!
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Awwwwwwww...
We'll make them all orange. We'll call them Trump Towels.
We're going to sell a million of these things.
Seriously...
I don't know what Second or Ted are going to say that could ever piss off Trump more than what I wrote here today.
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BREAKING: DOGE has officially been shut down after failing to accomplish its goal. Analysts have found that DOGE actually increased the deficit.
The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has officially reached its termination date as set out in its original executive order. While it was chartered to cut $2 trillion from the federal budget, reports from groups like the Partnership for Public Service estimate that the initiative left an $11 billion gap in the budget and cost taxpayers more than $100 billion in lost productivity, litigation, and rehiring. https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/doge-website-deactivates-after-re
aching-self-termination-deadline-come-end
Details regarding the shutdown and its financial impacts include:
• Official Closure: The temporary DOGE organization self-deleted on July 4, 2026, marking the end of its 18-month charter. https://www.politico.com/news/2026/07/04/doge-july-4-white-house-end-0
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• Fiscal Deficit: Analysts point out that DOGE's cuts to agencies—such as the Internal Revenue Service—resulted in a loss of federal revenue that exceeded the savings achieved by terminating contracts or firing personnel. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/no-didn-t-doge-staffer-202924948.html
• Exaggerated Savings: An investigation by CBS News estimated that DOGE's reported savings were sometimes exaggerated by up to 97%, with some cuts actually costing the government more due to efficiency losses, paid leave, and rehire cycles.
The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two
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Donald Trump bragged in the Oval Office Monday about his administration dropping investigations into cryptocurrency corruption — as the president faces scrutiny for making $1.4 billion in income from crypto ventures since retaking the presidency.
The New York Times reported Sunday that nearly one million people who bought the $TRUMP memecoin lost $3.81 billion, while Trump personally earned more than $600 million from sales of the coins. In addition, Trump reported making $800 million from World Liberty Financial in 2025, a crypto venture he and his sons co-founded.
https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/trump-brags-about-dropping-investi
gations-into-crypto-corruption-youre-lucky-im-president
The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two
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While it was chartered to cut $2 trillion from the federal budget, reports from groups like the Partnership for Public Service estimate that the initiative left an $11 billion gap in the budget and cost taxpayers more than $100 billion in lost productivity, litigation, and rehiring.
Groups? Plural?
Give us another one then. Nobody cares what a "non-profit" organization in Washington D.C. says about anything in 2026.
And no...
There is zero chance that you are going to post anything in this thread that would piss Trump off more to read than what I just did the other night, loser.
You're a fucking loser.
Keep crying, faggot.
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‘I’m Now Broke’: Meet The Investors Who Lost Billions Buying Trump Stocks And Crypto
Even though Trump-tied investments have crumbled in the public markets, the first family is still doing quite well. There's plenty more they can salvage, too.
By Dan Alexander, Senior Editor.
Dan Alexander covers Trump’s business.
Jul 06, 2026, 06:30am EDT
https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2026/07/06/im-now-broke-meet
-the-investors-who-lost-billions-buying-trump-stocks-and-crypto/
Desperate to rebuild his fortune, Donald Trump asked his political supporters to become his business partners. Those who trusted him most got hurt the worst.
Vadim Fistikan started working at 17 and built the kind of savings that usually takes years of overtime, delayed purchases and adult restraint: more than $100,000 by the time he hit his late twenties. In 2021, the Washington State truck driver eyed a house near family in Florida, with a pool and a waterway that led to a river, and then the ocean. “We were thinking about pulling the trigger,” he says. “Then I saw this whole Trump thing going on.”
This Trump thing was the Trump Media and Technology Group, the company behind Truth Social. In October 2021, the president unveiled the business, promising a censorship-free platform and giving supporters a chance to invest via a special purpose acquisition company. Shares of the SPAC jumped 1,650% in two days, then fell about 30% by the start of the third. To Fistikan, that looked less like a warning than a discount. “I’m like, ‘I’m getting in,’” says the three-time Trump voter who added to his bet until it hit $205,000.
That investment is now worth $30,000.
Fistikan logged onto Truth Social last fall to voice his frustrations. “I’m like, ‘Hey, this is a scam,’” he says. “And a lot of people were like, ‘No, you’re just a Trump hater.’ I’m like, ‘No. I was on board since day one. … I’m now broke.”
He’s not alone. Katherine Chiles, the SPAC’s former chief financial officer, now uses her Truth Social account to promote a song accusing the president of selling out his supporters—“Donald Trump is a b----.” Chad Nedohin, a worship leader who once moonlighted as the unofficial captain of Trump Media’s retail shareholders, now describes the company as a vehicle for enriching the president and his inner circle. “We’re just poor cattle to them,” Nedohin says. “He doesn’t care about anyone.”
Throughout the president’s life, his most remarkable creations—whether casinos in Atlantic City, public offerings on the New York Stock Exchange or political movements across America—all relied on one thing: believers. In 2021, Trump left the White House with an abundance of them—and quickly got to work monetizing. To do so, he followed a process with three distinct stages. First, the invention: come up with a business concept, invest almost nothing, take a big chunk of equity. Second, the sale: stir up a frenzy among the faithful, cash out what you can. Third, the mess: watch the assets collapse, salvage the scraps. From 2021 to 2025, five Trump-family ventures reached public investors: Trump Media, World Liberty Financial, Trump’s memecoin, Melania Trump’s memecoin and American Bitcoin.
Now, they are all hitting the messy stage. Trump Media shares are down 89% from their peak. World Liberty tokens have fallen 82%. The president’s memecoin is off 98%. Melania’s version has dropped 99%. Shares of American Bitcoin are down 95%. The Trumps, after cashing out $1.9 billion, are still up $3.1 billion overall, according to Forbes calculations. Their supporters are down an estimated $7 billion.
Representatives of the Trump Organization did not respond to requests for comment. Nor did spokespeople for Trump Media, which sued Forbes and other publications over allegedly inaccurate reporting about losses during the company’s first year of operation. The White House ignored questions about the president’s moneymaking ventures, issuing a statement on his policies instead. “President Trump cares deeply about the patriotic Americans who elected him t
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If you're going to keep spamming your bullshit everywhere today, I'll just spam my replies everywhere then too.
I bet you really wanted a crack at that REAL Ford F-150 to replace your aging and dying Lightning, huh faggot?
Quote:
Originally posted by second:
‘I’m Now Broke’: Meet The Investors Who Lost Billions Buying Trump Stocks And Crypto
Even though Trump-tied investments have crumbled in the public markets, the first family is still doing quite well. There's plenty more they can salvage, too.
By Dan Alexander, Senior Editor.
Dan Alexander covers Trump’s business.
Jul 06, 2026, 06:30am EDT
https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2026/07/06/im-now-broke-meet
-the-investors-who-lost-billions-buying-trump-stocks-and-crypto/
Desperate to rebuild his fortune, Donald Trump asked his political supporters to become his business partners. Those who trusted him most got hurt the worst.
Vadim Fistikan started working at 17 and built the kind of savings that usually takes years of overtime, delayed purchases and adult restraint: more than $100,000 by the time he hit his late twenties. In 2021, the Washington State truck driver eyed a house near family in Florida, with a pool and a waterway that led to a river, and then the ocean. “We were thinking about pulling the trigger,” he says. “Then I saw this whole Trump thing going on.”
This Trump thing was the Trump Media and Technology Group, the company behind Truth Social. In October 2021, the president unveiled the business, promising a censorship-free platform and giving supporters a chance to invest via a special purpose acquisition company. Shares of the SPAC jumped 1,650% in two days, then fell about 30% by the start of the third. To Fistikan, that looked less like a warning than a discount. “I’m like, ‘I’m getting in,’” says the three-time Trump voter who added to his bet until it hit $205,000.
That investment is now worth $30,000.
Fistikan logged onto Truth Social last fall to voice his frustrations. “I’m like, ‘Hey, this is a scam,’” he says. “And a lot of people were like, ‘No, you’re just a Trump hater.’ I’m like, ‘No. I was on board since day one. … I’m now broke.”
He’s not alone. Katherine Chiles, the SPAC’s former chief financial officer, now uses her Truth Social account to promote a song accusing the president of selling out his supporters—“Donald Trump is a b----.” Chad Nedohin, a worship leader who once moonlighted as the unofficial captain of Trump Media’s retail shareholders, now describes the company as a vehicle for enriching the president and his inner circle. “We’re just poor cattle to them,” Nedohin says. “He doesn’t care about anyone.”
Throughout the president’s life, his most remarkable creations—whether casinos in Atlantic City, public offerings on the New York Stock Exchange or political movements across America—all relied on one thing: believers. In 2021, Trump left the White House with an abundance of them—and quickly got to work monetizing. To do so, he followed a process with three distinct stages. First, the invention: come up with a business concept, invest almost nothing, take a big chunk of equity. Second, the sale: stir up a frenzy among the faithful, cash out what you can. Third, the mess: watch the assets collapse, salvage the scraps. From 2021 to 2025, five Trump-family ventures reached public investors: Trump Media, World Liberty Financial, Trump’s memecoin, Melania Trump’s memecoin and American Bitcoin.
Now, they are all hitting the messy stage. Trump Media shares are down 89% from their peak. World Liberty tokens have fallen 82%. The president’s memecoin is off 98%. Melania’s version has dropped 99%. Shares of American Bitcoin are down 95%. The Trumps, after cashing out $1.9 billion, are still up $3.1 billion overall, according to Forbes calculations. Their supporters are down an estimated $7 billion.
Representatives of the Trump Organization did not respond to requests for comment. Nor did spokespeople for Trump Media, which sued Forbes and other publications over allegNOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
"A Fake Jamacian took every last dime with that scam...
... it was worth it all to learn some slight of hand."
THIS is what generations of treating children as a different species as adults have done to them when they become adults. They don't need to be this super-uber-protected class of people that constantly need to be treated with the "kid gloves".
They are merely Adults in Waiting.
And until we start treating them as such and teaching them how to be adults when nobody seems to be able to fucking do that anymore, all you're going to be left with is a few hundred million bumbling dumbfucks who think in headlines and political cartoons in between eating, shitting, pissing, sleeping, fucking, gooning and watching Sportsball and Reality TV.
I thank god for the scams that happened to me when I was young and the stakes were low. If I were a worse person than I am, I'm sure I would have used that learned slight of hand for nefarious purposes. And if things ever get really, really bad, they're always there... in case of emergency; break glass.
Because of those scams my default is not to trust anyone until they have earned that trust. Nearly everyone you ever meet in life is lying to you, from one degree to another. That's all depending on the relationship and the stakes. Not everyone is going to deserve all of the deception all the time. That would be utterly exhausting. No... It's doled out in little bits here and there to most people when you put on your mask for the day and interact with everyone else out there with their own masks on.
Anyone who puts blind trust into Anyone or Anything is a goddamned fool.
My only sympathy for this guy lies in just how horribly late in life he learned that lesson, and just how high those stakes were because he never was put into that position much earlier in life. He likely lived a very sheltered life as a kid with parents who gave him pretty much whatever he wanted.
And I'm about 99% sure that if this story is true and that he is a real person, he's about 1 week away from getting served with divorce papers if he hasn't gotten them already. Even if his wife was all on board too, she's not going to go down with the ship. That might even be a rare occasion where I say that's for the best too, considering there are kids lives that have also been majorly fucked in this deal too.
We're never going to hear a follow up to this story though.
I give it 50%/50% that it's not just a completely fabricated story about a family that didn't even exist anywhere other than inside the "journalist's" mind until they put it into print.
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Quote:6ixStringJoker, you really are a lying sack of shit. You claim Trump didn't rob these people and, if he did, it doesn't matter because they were too dumb to know Trump was robbing them until it was too late.
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
. . . We're never going to hear a follow up to this story though.
I give it 50%/50% that it's not just a completely fabricated story about a family that didn't even exist anywhere other than inside the "journalist's" mind until they put it into print.
The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two
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