All the Special Hells...
POSTED BY: Crowley
UPDATED: Thursday, July 29, 2004 14:06
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"You'll go to a very special hell. A place reserved for child molesters and...
...people in the U-scan express checkouts with a full cart and then WRITE A CHECK!
...the Alliance...grr!
...bounty hunters who are floating in space
...people who dismiss Firefly without ever watching it
...stores that post hours but then always close 15 minutes (or more!) before closing time
...people who have to practically dead stop to turn right into a driveway or parkinglot
...people who shoot me
...pilots who argue and use up all my air
...parents who won't discipline their children and then tell me how to discipline mine
...people who think society owes them something
...websites that don't (or won't) promote Firefly and/or Serenity
...the critics who will try and call Serenity a Star Wars ripoff
...people who shoot people on my crew
...people who pee in the pool
...people who incessantly 'click' their pens or rap their teeth with a pen
...Captains that get us in bar fights every U-day.
...people who can't play a game because it is fun
...Mercenaries who don't have the guts to stab me in the back to my face
...anyone who wears blue latex gloves (can't be too careful you know)
of course, to finish my personal list...
...anyone who takes lists like these seriously."
"Use of a sw-what?"
Browncoats, rise again and promote Firefly/Serenity!
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Quote:
Originally posted by maugwai:
... And people who misuse apostrophes...
OH YES! Quick, go to this link if you haven't already -
Bob the Angry Flower's Quick Guide to the Apostrophe, You Idiots:
http://www.angryflower.com/aposter.html
And then check this report from Bob, who got a personal note from Joss Whedon at Comic Con! (Scroll down about 2/3 of the way through his July 27 posting to see the note):
http://www.angryflower.com/
Isn't it amazing what a small verse it is? I can relate mis-used apostrophes to Joss Whedon in one quick link!
-Mrs. Embassy
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurukami:
"Sir, I would like to gingerly point out that it is difficult for someone to be gently reassuring when they're holding three and a half feet of sharpened steel."
GOOD Comic, dude.
Lemme throw it a plug...
http://www.queenofwands.net/
Haven't laffed THAT hard since BoFH.
-frem
diefuxdie
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
"You'll go to a very special hell. A place reserved for child molesters and...
...stores that post hours but then always close 15 minutes (or more!) before closing time
...customers who know the time the store closes but show up five minutes later begging to be allowed in
...customers who know the store is closed but continue to shop
Sorry couldn't resist, retail is slowly getting to me (and I really shouldn't add to lists involving the special hell after getting home from work
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrsEmbassy:
http://www.angryflower.com/aposter.html
And then check this report from Bob, who got a personal note from Joss Whedon at Comic Con! (Scroll down about 2/3 of the way through his July 27 posting to see the note):
http://www.angryflower.com/
Isn't it amazing what a small verse it is? I can relate mis-used apostrophes to Joss Whedon in one quick link!
-Mrs. Embassy
Ahhh ... another famous Edmontonian ... like Nathan!
(And I briefly typeset for second-most-recent alternative weekly that carried BTAF locally ... he's now at the competition instead.)
Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
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I love all you guys.
"That hurt so bad." - Johnny Knoxville
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. . . People who come into a movie theatre 10-15 minutes after the movie has started and shove past people to get to seats.
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