THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #129 - Summer in the Fall
POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Friday, December 6, 2013 22:10
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I have to take a dump, let's move this meeting into the mensroom. Someone grab the coffee and bagels.
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Oliver: "You mean we're all part time now and have to go to HealthCare.gov
for benefits?. Excuse me while I find an open window..."
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We found the sex tape, how did you get Spielberg to direct it?
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Whould you agree to the merger for 3 Scooby Snacks?
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What do you mean when you say, "Twinkies are people?"
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I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that Soylent Green is people, the good news is it's made from old white guys. The 99% crowd has said that they'll leave us alone.
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I spoke to the CEO this morning, he told me that he's adopted a homeless alligator and bought cocaine from a parking meter...um...now what do we do?
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The CEO died this morning, as most of you know this the third time he's died, the first time was in 1998 then again in 2005. If any of you would like to pay your respects he currently in my office drinking coffee.
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We need help, I want you to call Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Spiderman, Iron Man, Captain America and that wierd guy that lives in the dumpster.
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