T-Rex Was a Vegetarian, says Creationist
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UPDATED: Thursday, May 22, 2014 17:38
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Others claimed that since the bible mentioned that giants had been wiped out by the Great Flood, that these were certainly dinosaurs.
...Urgh. They could at least know their own religion better than someone who's never read the bible before.
But then they haven't read the bible either...
The "GIANTS" were the nephilim, horrific offspring of couplings between human women and fallen angels of the irinim. T'was them who taught us the forbidden sinful arts of war and cosmetics.
The book ACTUALLY FRIGGIN' EXPLAINS THIS.
READ! If not for better understanding of that worship stuff and self-fulfillment then for my OWN SANITY!
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The flood may actually have happened though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sea_flood
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Yes, Brenda, you got it. Not only to save wear and tear on your fingers, but just THINKING about this kind of idiocy isn't good for the soul... ;o)
So I guess Rap is agreeing, since he said he agreed with my post, that if one can find a few examples of someone on The Right saying outlandish things, we can then apply them, just as he did with "The Left Thinks Obama Is A God", to The Right.
Got it. I'm-a gonna have SUCH FUN!!! 
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Uh, oh. Looks like God might have been listening:
Act of God or Science? "Creationist museum employee struck by lightning", http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2399660/Creation-museum-employ
ee-struck-lightning-heavens-opened-Bible-themed-attraction.html
Apparently he'll recover. I'm glad; nobody deserves that, no matter how ignorant and misguided. But I wonder what Robertson, etc., will make of it?
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Niki - what's funny is that you think you have ME over the barrel, when in fact, you're every bit in the same predicament.
Not sure that's sinking into your noggin yet.
Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen
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So I guess Rap is agreeing, since he said he agreed with my post, that if one can find a few examples of someone on The Right saying outlandish things, we can then apply them, just as he did with "The Left Thinks Obama Is A God", to The Right.
*Sigh* I'll break out the gear for the massive post retaliation we can expect from this.
Guy agrees YEC are dumb and it has to be a point in the political game around here.
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Originally posted by BYTEMITE:
The flood may actually have happened though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sea_flood
Gotta think lots of floods have happened.
The Lake Bonneville Flood
Lake Bonneville was the precursor of the Great Salt Lake. The shorelines of this ancient lake can be seen on the higher slopes of the Wasatch Mountains, more than 984 feet above the present level of the Great Salt Lake. Before the catastrophic Bonneville flood, Lake Bonneville covered an area of more than 19,691 square miles.
Approximately 15,000 years ago Lake Bonneville, a late Pleistocene lake, suddenly discharged an immense volume of water to the north. This flood is thought to be caused by capture of the Bear River which greatly increased the supply of water to the Bonneville Basin. These flood waters flowed over Red Rock Pass in southeastern Idaho and continued westward across the Snake River Plain generally following the path of the present Snake River. Although this enormous flood was first described in the literature by Gilbert in 1878, Harold Malde (1968) of the U.S. Geological Survey published the first detailed account of the effects of the flood on the Snake River Plain. The name "Bonneville Flood" first appeared in the literature in 1965 (Richmond and others, 1965).
Large rounded boulders of basalt characterize many deposits left by the flood along the Snake River Plain. H. A. Powers, who recognized that these boulders were of catastrophic origin, and Malde applied the name of Melon Gravel to the boulder deposits (Malde and Powers, 1962). They were inspired to use this term after observing a road sign in 1955 that called the boulders "petrified watermelons."
http://imnh.isu.edu/digitalatlas/hydr/lkbflood/lbf.htm
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Originally posted by Niki2:
Uh, oh. Looks like God might have been listening:
Act of God or Science? "Creationist museum employee struck by lightning", http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2399660/Creation-museum-employ
ee-struck-lightning-heavens-opened-Bible-themed-attraction.html
Apparently he'll recover. I'm glad; nobody deserves that, no matter how ignorant and misguided. But I wonder what Robertson, etc., will make of it?
No no, that's not how it works. God only hits BAD people with lightning. SATAN hits good people with lightning, God SAVES them from dying. So now he knows that God is on his side and he's really pissed off Satan.
/logic
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Originally posted by BYTEMITE:
The flood may actually have happened though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sea_flood
Gotta think lots of floods have happened.
The Lake Bonneville Flood
Lake Bonneville was the precursor of the Great Salt Lake. The shorelines of this ancient lake can be seen on the higher slopes of the Wasatch Mountains, more than 984 feet above the present level of the Great Salt Lake. Before the catastrophic Bonneville flood, Lake Bonneville covered an area of more than 19,691 square miles.
Approximately 15,000 years ago Lake Bonneville, a late Pleistocene lake, suddenly discharged an immense volume of water to the north. This flood is thought to be caused by capture of the Bear River which greatly increased the supply of water to the Bonneville Basin. These flood waters flowed over Red Rock Pass in southeastern Idaho and continued westward across the Snake River Plain generally following the path of the present Snake River. Although this enormous flood was first described in the literature by Gilbert in 1878, Harold Malde (1968) of the U.S. Geological Survey published the first detailed account of the effects of the flood on the Snake River Plain. The name "Bonneville Flood" first appeared in the literature in 1965 (Richmond and others, 1965).
Large rounded boulders of basalt characterize many deposits left by the flood along the Snake River Plain. H. A. Powers, who recognized that these boulders were of catastrophic origin, and Malde applied the name of Melon Gravel to the boulder deposits (Malde and Powers, 1962). They were inspired to use this term after observing a road sign in 1955 that called the boulders "petrified watermelons."
http://imnh.isu.edu/digitalatlas/hydr/lkbflood/lbf.htm
I meant candidates for the biblical flood. Bonneville is not a candidate... Unless you believe like the Mormons that the Native Americans are a lost tribe of Israel.
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Well, point being, whether it's a 'local' event, or a regional one, they probably all look the same to anyone living down river or in the low lands when one of these things hits.
I seem to recall the Mediterranean flooding too. Though that may have been a few million years ago, not 10's or 100's of thousands of years.
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