CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #48
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, September 13, 2013 05:17
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When the cop asked Jayne to walk in a straight line it was truly an embarrassment.
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One of Jayne's lesser-known skills was the ability to impersonate a Van De Graaff generator.
JAYNE: Surprising 'em is better than smacking 'em.
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If anyone needs me I'll be scraping bird shit off the hull.
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Wash: Did you hear the news? Inara started servicing crew.
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Quote:
Originally posted by BookOnboardSystemCom:
Wash: Did you hear the news? Inara started servicing crew.
INARA (with echo): In your sad, pathetic dreams.
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JAYNE: She is my favorite Hoover tool.
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JAYNE: These noo-ances everyone's complaining about? Show 'em to me; I'll get 'em mopped up in no time!
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WASH! I don't know what this thing is but I'm whacking you in the balls with it!
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Who the fuck ate my Butter Cookies!
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JAYNE:(Growl)This is too many weeks in a row on Septic Vat duty for it to be a random draw!
RIVER(OS): Have you never heard of a statistical cluster?
JAYNE: Cluster? I'll give you a cluster...
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(orrrr a crossover?):
It's not filthy; it's just dimly lit
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